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I’m going to role play as Opie tonight
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Ant owning the room at karaoke tonight
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⚠ Nana feeding imminent! ⚠
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Ant thought it was his time to shine. Slicked back the hair. Looks like he found a young stud to suck dry.
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Ant being informed his night ending song is being cut short from 7 minutes to 4 minutes. (Really)
Update: All the lights are on for his finale performance of "Addicted to Love". He looks fucking possessed.
Update: All the lights are on for his finale performance of "Addicted to Love". He looks fucking possessed.
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Okay, okay. Last one.
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Pretty sad looking get together. Ant is having the time of his life but strip mall singing to 14 people on a saturday night is hilariously sad.
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His signature chicken wing arm dance looked even gayer with his faggot phone in his hand. Fluorescent lit bingo hall shithole has nothing on our Hooli's but enjoyed the regular patrons interrupting the "stage performance" to take a piss while the DJ preemptively packs up during Nana's grand finale.
Turnip head ass goblin
Turnip head ass goblin
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PFG karaoke DJ, yaknowwhatImean?
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Closing bars? What is he 25?
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He looks like Juno in Beetlejuice
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I have a pretty good idea of what's going to happen with this one.
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He was gay, Rip Taylor?
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Nana used to make millions of dollars doing silly voices on the radio. He fraternized with famous comics, then went home to his garish McMansion. Now, though, he lives in a squalid one bedroom Long Island apartment and is reduced to expressing his homosexuality in scummy strip mall bars full of peasant losers, like his closet queer pal Geno, whose compartmentalized homosexuality gives Nana's a run for her money.