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Another Tomlinson Tall Tale? Phone Call From NYPD

Harry Powell

not a fan of comedy, I’m a fan of cruelty
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Oh jesus, MSG got his "This is why your life is already over" responses because genius Pat hit Reply All

He never stops delivering that sweet lolcow milk. What a retard.
Pat does that on purpose. In his fat mind, it’s very important that the 3rd party witness his “clapbacks”
 

BoomerSperg

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I was right he actually fucking did it haha holee shit look at who he replied to. No wonder our special piglet got a call. How many funster emails did he reply to while ccing guest relations?
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Thank you @Honey Badger
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I was right he actually fucking did it haha holee shit look at who he replied to. No wonder our special piglet got a call. How many funster emails did he reply to while ccing guest relations?
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Thank you @Honey Badger
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Pat will whine and scream about 'terrorists' but ultimately Pat's downfall has been, and will continue to be, his own fault. Seriously, no lolcow could ever compete with the beauty that is Pat.
 

Jenna

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I love that his big-brained "allowable threats" have finally got him in a trouble and labeled as a suspected domestic terrorist. I can't say I'll kill you, but I can say your life has ended here, because you see I'm referring to how law enforcement has already blah blah blah blah blah.

Dumbass is probably on a list now. All because he had to clap back with a useless, ineffective threat, the same one he shouts a hundred times a day that nobody takes seriously. Except for MSG, the NYPD, and whoever will etch his name in pen on a "suspected terrorist" list.

Please please please let him lose his flying privileges. The meltdown when Lynne buys him his next vacation and TSA tells him he's on the no-fly-list would sever my ribs.
 

JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler

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Years ago (before we met him), Pat said his apartment was broken into and one of the stolen items was his joke book. He opined that the thief probably took it because he wanted to silence Pat. I'll post the screenshot if I can find it.

Found it:

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Holy shit he's psycho.
If the thief read the joke book they probably put that gun in their mouth
 

Момент Силышенко

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if you are equaling some center hosting Trump and a load of war crime, death and violence, you are going to sound like you have serious psychosis. He has absolutely no perspective and sounds like he is going to be Trump attempted assassin № n+1 from this. If an email got me a call from the police thinking I was a terrorist I would rethink my actions, but pigger is so twitter brained he posts the email itself and complains about how people think he is a violent extremist.
 

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if you are equaling some center hosting Trump and a load of war crime, death and violence, you are going to sound like you have serious psychosis. He has absolutely no perspective and sounds like he is going to be Trump attempted assassin № n+1 from this. If an email got me a call from the police thinking I was a terrorist I would rethink my actions, but pigger is so twitter brained he posts the email itself and complains about how people think he is a violent extremist.
When has he ever taken responsibility for his actions?
 

RoTheHo69

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Years ago (before we met him), Pat said his apartment was broken into and one of the stolen items was his joke book. He opined that the thief probably took it because he wanted to silence Pat. I'll post the screenshot if I can find it.

Found it:

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Holy shit he's psycho.
So was that the piece he did Bernell with? And then drove to that remote lake and threw in there?
 
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RobertMewler

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So was the the piece of did Bernell with? And then drove to that remote lake and threw in there?
Until proven otherwise that's my guess. "Oh, the ballistics match my old gun? That gun was stolen a while ago, officer! Look, I even reported it years beforehand!"

It's not that unbelievable that he saw Bernell stumping for Trump in 2016 or 2017 then conveniently reported his gun stolen then waited for his chance to smoke the dude.
 

chewtoyrapist

Comin for that ass, nigga.
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Until proven otherwise that's my guess. "Oh, the ballistics match my old gun? That gun was stolen a while ago, officer! Look, I even reported it years beforehand!"

It's not that unbelievable that he saw Bernell stumping for Trump in 2016 or 2017 then conveniently reported his gun stolen then waited for his chance to smoke the dude.
16, dick, forensics. Would he even have to throw away the whole gun? We know he has changed out the barrel several times for different calibers.
 

RobertMewler

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16, dick, forensics. Would he even have to throw away the whole gun? We know he has changed out the barrel several times for different calibers.
Yeah, he didn't have to throw away the whole gun (he could have switched out the barrel like you said) but we all 'know' he dropped it in the drink when he and Niki went to her mom's lake house the weekend Bernell was killed.
 

Udders

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Yeah, he didn't have to throw away the whole gun (he could have switched out the barrel like you said) but we all 'know' he dropped it in the drink when he and Niki went to her mom's lake house the weekend Bernell was killed.
Pat said it was a concealed carry piece that was stolen but didn't the Bernell killer have a rifle? I know he lies about everything but still.
 

RobertMewler

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Pat said it was a concealed carry piece that was stolen but didn't the Bernell killer have a rifle? I know he lies about everything but still.
The description infers it was a handgun.

The video shows the suspect, off his bike, walking over to the small business Trammell owned on Bremen and Wright -- holding a gun in his right hand.

"He didn't even say anything to him that we know of the victim was facing south in his chair, the suspect arrived and from about 8-10 feet away, just started firing a gun right in the back of the victim and then he ran off, got on his bicycle and left the area.

Fucking pig shot him in the back! Wouldn't a colored at least mouth off then shoot? This cowardice sounds more like a Pat move.

 

Dog Eater

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Subjective vs objective case. A simple way to check is to drop the "and" part and see if it sounds wrong.

"The NYPD called I."
Wrong.

What's really funny is that most people make the opposite mistake. They use objective case in the subject when there's an "and". Pretentious Pat is fucking up in a unique way that makes him look pompous and stupid. If he was fucking up in the normal way, he would just look normal.
@captain_kamala comment? Seems pretty racist.
 
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