Annoying shit your old lady does

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Have you ever hit her with the old “how could I give a fuck?”

No but i have let "I'm not even listening to you" slip a few times when I was especially agitated

 

[KaNAMBLA Harris]

No but i have let "I'm not even listening to you" slip a few times when I was especially agitated

Give that ho tha business

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Canadian Thanksgiving.

AKA Gay Thanksgiving.

 

[TheNanaDook]

Her: i got us tickets for the movie at 8
Me: okay
Her: and the Uber will be here at 5:45
Me: alright
Her: so we can get dinner at 6:30
Me: okay
Her: I know you don’t like seafood so it’s <x> restaurant
Me: uh huh
Her: plus i wanted to try this place because <blah blah blah>
Me: yuh huh
Her: They said at work that if you go on Tuesdays then you have to <drones on>

Like it’s never the end of the conversation. Holy fuck.

 

[johnnynoname]

who are married

why?

 

[Agent Smith]

why?

Temporary insanity.

 

[Africa.com]

When they ask you what a pedophile is right @Wisconsin.gov

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

"I had a CRAZY dream last night!" as I think about the gun in the safe again

 

[Cptbaldopie]

My wife makes everything a question. For example "quick question, I need blah blah blah from the grocery store." Where's the question you cunt?

 

[Cptbaldopie]

When they ask you what a pedophile is right @Wisconsin.gov

Big word for a 6 year old.

 

[Turk February]

Her: i got us tickets for the movie at 8
Me: okay
Her: and the Uber will be here at 5:45
Me: alright
Her: so we can get dinner at 6:30
Me: okay
Her: I know you don’t like seafood so it’s <x> restaurant
Me: uh huh
Her: plus i wanted to try this place because <blah blah blah>
Me: yuh huh
Her: They said at work that if you go on Tuesdays then you have to <drones on>

Like it’s never the end of the conversation. Holy fuck.

I am SO "her" in every relationship. The "me" is a chick. I'm not a gayer. Wait, no, but I'm a "him" not her. I'm not a transer either.

 

[Africa.com]

When they ask you what a pedophile is right @Wisconsin.gov

Fuck I fucked this one up should have been

"When you have to finish her schools projects right @Wisconsin.gov ?"

 

[Not bad]

Bugging me about pulling out my egg.