Annoying shit your old lady does

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Complaining about mundane shit and thinking I’m too stupid to learn her language (Spanish, but from Europe) so she’ll start complaining about something in it and I just tell her I know what she’s saying.

She also never gets to the point. I have also learned after a few years that it’s fine just to listen and not give advice. They appear to admire that. I just say “oh, that’s terrible, I’m sorry.” it’s a win-win because she doesn’t get the reference and I am chuckling in my head.

 

[Africa.com]

It's called "Do not disturb" mode

So I have to put up with getting treated like a nigger in my own house?

 

[guest]

She doesn't scrape the plates properly before putting them in the dishwasher. Her idea of entertainment is also pretty awful. Occasionally we'll find something we both enjoy like Mad Men or Boardwalk Empire, but she enjoys typically girly shit like Bridgerton and youtube make up tutorials. I guess the alternative is some butch dyke like Niki so whatever.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

She doesn't scrape the plates properly before putting them in the dishwasher. Her idea of entertainment is also pretty awful. Occasionally we'll find something we both enjoy like Mad Men or Boardwalk Empire, but she enjoys typically girly shit like Bridgerton and youtube make up tutorials. I guess the alternative is some butch dyke like Niki so whatever.

You should watch “All Quiet on the Western Front” with her

 

[guest]

You should watch “All Quiet on the Western Front” with her

Lol, would never happen. If it's something "fun" and violent like a Die Hard or Tarantino, she'll sit through it. She hates politics in general, war films, horror movies, anything "depressing" or "scary."

 

[Africa.com]

She works from home, and can leave whenever she wants. I send the text "hey I'm on my way home" after a 11-13 hour day. "Can you grab some stuff on the way home." Oh I'm sorry I was under the impression that you also have a debit card and a vehicle with which to take care of that

 

[Turk February]

leaves

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

leaves

She didn't deserve you, Turk. She rooned Canadian Thanksgiving.

 

[Turk February]

She didn't deserve you, Turk. She rooned Canadian Thanksgiving.

lol. Totally did too, the cunt.

 

[N64 Cube]

She works from home, and can leave whenever she wants. I send the text "hey I'm on my way home" after a 11-13 hour day. "Can you grab some stuff on the way home." Oh I'm sorry I was under the impression that you also have a debit card and a vehicle with which to take care of that

I'm in a similar situation. I get home about an hour before my wife from work.
I'll already be home, and she'll be driving home and text me "can you go out and get this/do this?

BITCH you're already out! Go and do it yourself

 

[TomFromNawlins]

I can be on my way out the door, and everything is peaceful. My wife’s doing something for work. The kids are occupied. The dog is sleeping.

About 5-10 minutes will pass after I leave, and complete chaos ensues. It could be a minor issue with the house or the kids that she freaks out about and calls me in a panic, or she does manage to handle it but not after a lot of stress and yelling. I hear about the latter when I get home.

She’s usually been pretty level-headed and not one for the dramatics, but for some reason this pattern has emerged recently.

Women, am I right, gang?

 

[Africa.com]

I can be on my way out the door, and everything is peaceful. My wife’s doing something for work. The kids are occupied. The dog is sleeping.

About 5-10 minutes will pass after I leave, and complete chaos ensues. It could be a minor issue with the house or the kids that she freaks out about and calls me in a panic, or she does manage to handle it but not after a lot of stress and yelling. I hear about the latter when I get home.

She’s usually been pretty level-headed and not one for the dramatics, but for some reason this pattern has emerged recently.

Women, am I right, gang?

It's like I always say, can't live with em can't live without 'em

 

[Nick Gerlips]

She doesn't understand me randomly yelling Dat chop chee

 

[HH Brother]

Breathe, funster.

 

[Africa.com]

leaves

I encourage my wife to go to every faggy industry conference. It's funny how things change

 

[Turk February]

I encourage my wife to go to every faggy industry conference. It's funny how things change

oh i wasn't being saccharine, I was making a joke about the fact my "wife" (long term girlfriend, never legally married) literally left me this Canadian Thanksgiving leaving me with an impossibly high rent to pay and more free time than I know what to do with.

 

[Africa.com]

oh i wasn't being saccharine, I was making a joke about the fact my "wife" (long term girlfriend, never legally married) literally left me this Canadian Thanksgiving leaving me with an impossibly high rent to pay and more free time than I know what to do with.

Well good luck with all of that

 

[lil chud]

Not exist. Dumb bitch (I love her so much).

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

She doesn't understand me randomly yelling Dat chop chee

Leave her

 

[KaNAMBLA Harris]

She couldn't get to the goddamned point if her life depended it. A simple anecdote has to involve layers of introducing people and exposition about where they're from and other shit i hate

Have you ever hit her with the old “how could I give a fuck?”