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Uh, yeah. That case was...uh...a mess. Um, some because of my ethical issues and me not really knowing the law, but also the client was a pants-shitting retard. With a capital retard.
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Prezzies, childSanta Claus is real and he brings me presents goddammit!
I really hope they do get a lawyer so shitty that he breaks attorney/client privilege with nonchalance. Anyone here a lawyer with bar admittance in Wisconsin?This.
The realnigga move would be to call Mont Martin and say something like "Hey, I'm another lawyer in Wisconsin (take a random name off google) and Ms. Robinson just came in for a consultation. I wanted to reach out off-the-record before I take her & her husband up as clients to inquire why you discontinued their planned amortization of debts and dropped them. Off-the-record, can you tell me why this was? Did you ever meet or speak to Patrick?"
That’s rightGod bless America.
Indeed. The nerve of him to do so while the other gentlemen sip brandy and smoke cigars in the study.This guy is shit-posting while on a fox hunt. Unbelievable
Brandy is for nig nogs and smoking cigars is for cocksuckers, what what.Indeed. The nerve of him to do so while the other gentlemen sip brandy and smoke cigars in the study.
Ever had Ortolan for elevenses?Brandy is for nig nogs and smoking cigars is for cocksuckers, what what.
to clarify, Mont is a lawyer but he was involved only as a Trustee for the amortization case.This.
The realnigga move would be to call Mont Martin and say something like "Hey, I'm another lawyer in Wisconsin (take a random name off google) and Ms. Robinson just came in for a consultation. I wanted to reach out off-the-record before I take her & her husband up as clients to inquire why you discontinued their planned amortization of debts and dropped them. Off-the-record, can you tell me why this was? Did you ever meet or speak to Patrick?"
He’s just out of law school and looks like a gay Tony Blair.to clarify, Mont is a lawyer but he was involved only as a Trustee for the amortization case.
Their attorney for this case (and almost certainly dealing with the whole debt relief in general, including negotiations with Jerry) is Joshua Chad Rittberg from Miller & Miller.
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He’s probably lurking here. Have we figured out his alt(s) yet? Or did @admin IP ban his ass?Dan the Banned can't post here no mo, I'm guessin it will be a podcast exclusive, funster
Elevenses. Lol. I haven't heard that since I was a kidEver had Ortolan for elevenses?
The home of the freeGod bless America.
Second breakfast, child. (Pat has five.)Elevenses. Lol. I haven't heard that since I was a kid
You cant have second breakfast without luncheon.Second breakfast, child. (Pat has five.)
Pat has dinner, tea AND supper.You cant have second breakfast without luncheon.
It’s not like Dan to tease things and fail to deliver."should be posted by this afternoon"
It is now perilously close to the evening in good old Somerville, Massachusetts, the sun settling into the horizon and ending another summer afternoon. So where is this fuckin shit?
I bet he shits the bed tonight and tries doing a stream with the girl that pees on the floor."should be posted by this afternoon"
It is now perilously close to the evening in good old Somerville, Massachusetts, the sun settling into the horizon and ending another summer afternoon. So where is this fuckin shit?
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