American Airlines forces Chrissie and Keanu to put on more clothes

[Ha Ha Ha Holeee Shit!]

I call bullshit on them being asked to change in the aisle. That would have been a viral video captured by passengers. The restroom is right there in the front of the plane as you board. I think they are just trying to get some free press. Unless they have carry ons their bags would have been checked.

 

[Gronez_Bambatta]

Entertainers Sue Lightning and Kathy Bates were mortified!

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Ahh those Compound Sweethearts! *swoon *gag *etc.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I call bullshit on them being asked to change in the aisle. That would have been a viral video captured by passengers. The restroom is right there in the front of the plane as you board. I think they are just trying to get some free press. Unless they have carry ons their bags would have been checked.

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['THE NIGGER MAN']

Coupla jew skeezers that need holocausting

 

[Ha Ha Ha Holeee Shit!]

ViewFromTheWing.com is a subsidiary of the NY Post.

I still call partial bullshit. I’m sure they fed that writer the story. I don’t doubt they may have been asked to change but they certainly didn’t strip down in the aisle.

 

[GOD DAMN RICH CUNT]

ol Shelley Duval gums.

 

[WhereWeAt]

I call bullshit on them being asked to change in the aisle. That would have been a viral video captured by passengers. The restroom is right there in the front of the plane as you board. I think they are just trying to get some free press. Unless they have carry ons their bags would have been checked.

Anyone who's flown in the past 30 years can smell bullshit on this story. Airline employees give zero fucks and just want to get through the day and their outfits barely stand out on a flight; plenty of people wear trashier shit on a daily basis on any US-based flight. And the gate agent is taking a risk in assuming they have other outfits.

I saw their twitter post yesterday; they quickly rebuffed AA's attempt to resolve the issue via DMs because that would mean flight numbers, details, and exposure of their bullshit. And why is someone who makes a career out of screeching about groomers looking to board a flight in such a hypersexualized outfit?

By the way, if Chrissy is an elite flyer like she claims, this would mean she tried to board in Group 1 or Group 2, was blocked by gate agents and forced to change at the gate (what the fuck would the staff care where you changed?) and then 4 other groups of passengers who move slow as fuck boarding the plane got through. She had at least a 15 minute window to go to the bathroom.

TLR: If asked to change, they absolutely had time to go to the bathroom.

 

[Billy Hollywood]

I mean they went out looking for attention and got it. I’m not exactly following why they think it’s cool to dress up like that to fly. Chrissy is what, at least 40?

When I asked her to tell me her age she did this:

I think she meant x10...

She was trying to save time because she just had her nails did:

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I still call partial bullshit. I’m sure they fed that writer the story. I don’t doubt they may have been asked to change but they certainly didn’t strip down in the aisle.

Well considering the article is just their tweets I’m inclined to agree with you.

 

[bantadant]

Well considering the article is just their tweets I’m inclined to agree with you.

Yeah- no way any of that actually happened

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

When I asked her to tell me her age she did this:

I think she meant x10...

She was trying to save time because she just had her nails did:

I don’t get it.

 

[Bernard Murphy]

Entertainers Sue Lightning and Kathy Bates were mortified!

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That tranny looks fucking disgusting.

 

[2chapos]

It makes no sense. So they asked you to cover up and change clothes only to end up wearing even more revealing outfits? This Chrisse "Mare" is quickly turning into the female Joey Diaz a really unfunny fibber.

 

[Naked_Militiaman]

Thank you for flying skifooza airlines.

 

[lowend73]

Clout chasing rug munchers!

 

[Dougie's Hapa Daughter]

The only time I've ever heard of a dress code is when you're flying on non-rev tickets, then the dress code is super strict (for understandable reasons).

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Entertainers Sue Lightning and Kathy Bates were mortified!

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They both look like their pussies stink.

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

Nortonian inhale and sigh It's a tough one, man

On the one hand, if the male employee forced them to strip and change in front of everyone, obviously that's wrong.

On the other hand, I've read a lot of NY Post stories** about this exact thing, where it will be clickbait because they'll have a hot OnlyFans model and you want to click to see what she was wearing that the airline deemed inappropriate. In those articles, the gender of the employee telling them to cover up is usually not mentioned (which implies female) and there's a lot more detail and occasional comment from airline... it wouldn't surprise me if the airlines literally have a policy about that. What likely happened is some 60 year old female gate worker told them to put on a hoodie or jacket they had with them in their carry-on.

**Chrissie and keanau may have also read a lot of those articles and were intentionally trying to create a fawkin' viral moment.

 

[HalfHouseFatty]

The chick with no tits is Geno Biscontes girlfriend. I think she used to be in porn.

 

[2-4-6-h8]

Is Chrissy doing Sandy Kane cosplay, because it's pretty spot on.