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Is she that cutie you met at the conference? Way to go!I told her that I “used to have a serious drug problem” way back in the fall. I just never told her the details.
She’s moving in, we’re talking about having some kids and getting married asap. I just don’t want this to bite me in the ass years down the road.
Yeah, same woman. Im laying in her bed right now Patposting while she’s brushing her teeth in the bathroomIs she that cutie you met at the conference? Way to go!
You fuck raw?Yeah, same woman. Im laying in her bed right now Patposting while she’s brushing her teeth in the bathroom
Haven’t worn a condom once in this relationship. That’s only for monkeypox-people.You fuck raw?
My niggaHaven’t worn a condom once in this relationship. That’s only for monkeypox-people.
Brush her teeth with your dick, brother.Yeah, same woman. Im laying in her bed right now Patposting while she’s brushing her teeth in the bathroom
Good point. The last thing you want to do is hear her confess about . . . You knowWait till you find out what your girlfriend doesn't feel obligated to tell you about her past. sleep well
Good for you, brother. I've been blowing in the 2nd, better Flavia for months now too.Haven’t worn a condom once in this relationship.
There's no addict gene, it's just Jewish propaganda to make people think they're helpless.Do I think you owe it specifically to her? No. Do I think you’ll ever use again? No. But if you plan to have children with her then your “addict gene” has about a 50% chance of showing up in any of your children. Doesn’t mean they’ll act on it but at the very least they’re predisposed to it: https://health.clevelandclinic.org/is-addiction-genetic
I think it’s at least worth bringing up the severity of your past problems before you have children with her. If you’re still dating the chick that’s 20 years younger than you then your ex wife is going to be furious regardless of how many guys she’s fucking right now. Probably cause even more friction with your existing child(ren). That’s my two cents. You’re a good guy, good luck. Keep your fawkin head on a swivel.
My imaginary Jewish therapist says you’re wrong.There's no addict gene, it's just Jewish propaganda to make people think they're helpless.
"Oi vey there's a gene that makes you addicted to things that don't exist in nature goy. Don't ask how that would happen or why we evolved so many clearly detrimental traits like suicidality and being a woman"My imaginary Jewish therapist says you’re wrong.
i agree with you but it sounds like they just word this shit retarded in headlines"Oi vey there's a gene that makes you addicted to things that don't exist in nature goy. Don't ask how that would happen or why we evolved so many clearly detrimental traits like suicidality and being a woman"
in other words it's just lack of self control, so harry powell's children could wind up having coke on cheeseburgers instead of just coke by itselfThe genetic connection to addiction comes through inherited levels of dopamine, a neurotransmitter made in your brain. Think of dopamine as your brain’s reward center. Basically, it acts as a “feel-good” hormone.
High levels of dopamine can fuel poor impulse control and tilt someone toward addictive behaviors.
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