Reminds me of what a professor I had in university said. Something like “as you get older you realize alcohol is the only drug you really need.” He was a Pole, and he was right.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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I drink regularly but I never drink and drive, if I drink at a bar it’s close to my house and I Uber there and back. I drink plenty of water after to avoid hangovers, I don’t miss work and I’m not married or have kids. I have a mortgage, money saved, investments, and a pension. I drink a lot but haven’t had a hangover in years.
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I've been mostly working from home since I sold my minority stake in 2018, noogah. Priorities, nigra
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Pretty interesting since we’re on topic.
Good egg. Was obsessed with him at 17
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One of the legends. And he had way better stories and adventures all while holding down a job at the Post Office.
Always loved this qoute from from Hunter S. Thompson, he lived what he preached.
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Proverbs 31:4-6
It is not for kings, O Lemuel, It is not for kings to drink wine, Nor for princes intoxicating drink;
Lest they drink, and forget the law, and pervert the judgment of any of the afflicted.
Give strong drink unto him that is ready to perish, and wine unto those that be of heavy hearts.
It is not for kings, O Lemuel, It is not for kings to drink wine, Nor for princes intoxicating drink;
Lest they drink, and forget the law, and pervert the judgment of any of the afflicted.
Give strong drink unto him that is ready to perish, and wine unto those that be of heavy hearts.
Crazy to think a guy like that would be in so much pain he'd swallow a shotgun before he turned 70.
I will never trust a man who cheats on his wife or doesn’t drink. Also, neither Jim or Sam drink and their lives are horrific. I know Nana is a good counterbalance to that but he drinks Bud Light 24/7 which I would never advocate
You know what else feels good? Closing a storm window on your testicles. That feels good.
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I hate Sam, but he has a pretty good life.
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Better than he deserves but I bet he hates himself
Has fucked one woman, looks like a diseased clown, eats at chilis, has zero friends and only watches wrestling. What am I missing?
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You're not understanding the situation. He has EVERYTHING he's ever wanted. It may not be a life you'd want, but it's pretty awesome for him
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@JerkStoreJ , don't ever car crash me again...
There has to be some objectivity. The homeless guy down the street only wants a fix but no one on earth thinks his life is good when he gets it
cushy radio job that probably pays well and he has stock in, got to meet probably everyone he admires, hosts a little hobby podcast that is officially (I think) affiliated with his obsession, works for the WWE even, has a woman when he deserved none.
Yeah wrestling is gay, he looks like a mutant, he sucks at radio, and his wife most likely did IVF with his sperm to avoid having his dick anywhere near her, but come on. He’s too much of a baby child stupid infant to even have the self awareness to be depressed about how pathetic anyone perceives him to be. He doesn’t care.
The world validated everything he deserved to be bullied for.
I hope Fez Whatley haunts your dreams tonight sir
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Sorry, sir. I read your explanation and I agree with you now.
He’s a pathetic loser but it’s still basically his dream life. The fact that he even gets to talk to a grown woman and wrestlers has to be more than he ever dreamed of.