Ade’s Third BeTTer Wedding Photo Drop

[UnPRePared]

First day of our time off, not even through the first page and I'm incredibly fucking depressed from these pictures.

This is how people live? How they get married? This is like a deleted scene from Deliverance.

I'm getting a fucking drink.

 

[RickReternal]

Ade deleting all the photos of her and Pat (if it happened) then later greedily collecting pictures of her wedding to her next victim is pretty funny.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

First day of our time off, not even through the first page and I'm incredibly fucking depressed from these pictures.

This is how people live? How they get married? This is like a deleted scene from Deliverance.

I'm getting a fucking drink.

This seems like a $3500 wedding max.

 

[NoBacon]

Seriously though, what’s the fucking point of this? Just go to the courtroom and sign the documents. I refuse to attend these pointless remarriage weddings. Nobody cares. It doesn’t mean anything.

It’s all so unfair on the kids, they haven’t even had time to grieve before the mother makes it all about her again.

 

[UnPRePared]

This seems like a $3500 wedding max.

$3500!?! Laddie, this doesn't look like it cost 35 pounds!

It looks like someone took a shit after swallowing up a cosplay steampunk garage sale.

God damn, I hate saying this about a stranger, but they're trash. They're all trash. That's why she married Pat, that's why she moved sideways to Jon, and it continues.

On my third Proof and Wood now. Fuck.

 

[guest]

That dead-eyed face was the last thing 17 unfortunate prostitutes ever saw.

 

[NoBacon]

$3500!?! Laddie, this doesn't look like it cost 35 pounds!

It looks like someone took a shit after swallowing up a cosplay steampunk garage sale.

God damn, I hate saying this about a stranger, but they're trash. They're all trash. That's why she married Pat, that's why she moved sideways to Jon, and it continues.

On my third Proof and Wood now. Fuck.

Woah there Ray! Calm down! This isn’t like you!

 

[UnPRePared]

Woah there Ray! Calm down! This isn’t like you!

I know it's not, I'm just actually sickened at how saddening this whole thing is.

I got carried away, fellas, my apologies. It's that Scottish fire.

 

[Harry's Enticer]

Trash back tattoo

Nice beefers

 

[ChildSpitTake]

Like Patrick leaves Boomia's kids alone?

No, like Adrienne leaves Boomia's kids alone

 

[Harry's Enticer]

All family in a backyard, and an empty reception in a shitty day room. Pathetic

 

[Ha Ha Ha Holeee Shit!]

This seems like a $3500 wedding max.

You're one zero too many on the price tag.

 

[Dougie's Hapa Daughter]

I'll bet my shirt this wedding is shotgun. Make sure to check the math on the mini-Joeberg that pops out in the future is gonna be a lot sooner than 9 months from now.

Joeberg looks unhappy in every picture, I'd bed he thought he was just banging out this widow, then Ade "forgot" it wasn't her safe day, and now he has to marry her because abortion is impossible and having a child out of wedlock would be a grave hillbilly sin and cause him to lose great face at the seed and feed.

 

[Dougie's Hapa Daughter]

All family livestock in a backyard barnyard

fixed that for you, funster

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

We don't even know that Pat was her first husband.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

This one's my favorite:

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Ade is wiping away Anabelle's tears while one of the fat cows next to her makes a funny frowny face.

This girl's life would be a tragedy if I wasn't laughing so hard.

No mother child, I will not be happy those are your delusions

 

[Harry's Enticer]

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I hope you didn't miss the dice game against the back wall of the community center.

Coctail Hour

 

[WifeStoreWill]

This seems like a $3500 wedding max.

Haha, no way. The food is probably the most expensive part and that is about $25 a person at that shithole. Look at the pictures and see how many people are there and do the math.

They spent maybe $200 on cheap beer and whatever 2 or 3 boxes of Franzia cost. Maybe $200 to rent the community center room for the night after senior bingo was there that day.

 

[Random username]

There is no way she wouldn't do an interview for like a hundred bucks. Has anyone asked?

 

[fenrir]

There is no way she wouldn't do an interview for like a hundred bucks. Has anyone asked?

I think I remember someone trying to interview her during the old sub days, but she didn't say much.

Before the dead husband/new fiancée fire sale, most were content to just leave her alone.