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[MEDIA=vocaroo]1mcbsb6VmM8Z[/MEDIA]Norton wouldn’t want her any way, she doesn’t have a penis
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[MEDIA=vocaroo]1mcbsb6VmM8Z[/MEDIA]Norton wouldn’t want her any way, she doesn’t have a penis
If Annabelle lived a 1,000+ miles away from Pat with the ex-wife who broke his heart, it would be a little more understandable why Pat has made no effort to be part of her life, but Annabelle lives nearby and looks exactly like Pat. That's some creepy shit. Pat thinks Annabelle will show up on his doorstep when she's 18 and they'll make up for lost time. If Annabelle does show up on his doorstep, it will be to vandalize his house. Annabelle may very well become the most prolific patposter.I know we love to point and laugh, but he really is an all around heinous sack of shit. A real man does whatever he can to be there for his children, no matter what.
Lavigne = Levene/Levin/Levy, case closed, gas her upShe's a jewess, so....
Looks like her current bf is more than capable of filling up her gas chamberLavigne = Levene/Levin/Levy, case closed, gas her up
If she stepped to him he wouldn’t hesitate to prison her. Her being his daughter means nothing to him NOW, so no special treatment can be expected if she calls him fat online.If Annabelle lived a 1,000+ miles away from Pat with the ex-wife who broke his heart, it would be a little more understandable why Pat has made no effort to be part of her life, but Annabelle lives nearby and looks exactly like Pat. That's some creepy shit. Pat thinks Annabelle will show up on his doorstep when she's 18 and they'll make up for lost time. If Annabelle does show up on his doorstep, it will be to vandalize his house. Annabelle may very well become the most prolific patposter.
I'm seven pages behind, but this wet brained asshole always quotes the most basic shit from Marvel's most garbage products like he has given this person a rare and nuanced thought gleamed from a source few have studied, and not the tired pablum everyone heard for a week because twitter is for adult babies.
John was the first “some hick.” They’re all white trash niggers. Ade left pat while pregnant with his kid, and John had no problem dating another man’s pregnant wife.Those kids will be fucked up, their dad dies young and then a few months later some hick is moving in selling everything he owned and before you can even reflect on the first anniversary of your dads death, you’re being forced to attend this scumbag goodwill outlet wedding and then being foisted with yet more unrelated step siblings.
What a fat bitch, Pat was probably right about her.
It's like he's finally seeing her true form as The Grim Reaper but it's too late.You can hardly tell that dress has been let out twice already.
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It's Patrick in a dress
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What if he’s right? Annabelle harbors resentment toward her mom for marrying this new dud, so at 18 she seeks out her biological father as a way of finding herself.If Annabelle lived a 1,000+ miles away from Pat with the ex-wife who broke his heart, it would be a little more understandable why Pat has made no effort to be part of her life, but Annabelle lives nearby and looks exactly like Pat. That's some creepy shit. Pat thinks Annabelle will show up on his doorstep when she's 18 and they'll make up for lost time. If Annabelle does show up on his doorstep, it will be to vandalize his house. Annabelle may very well become the most prolific patposter.
Then you have an explanation as to why despite human civilization being 6000 years old, the world is still so fucked up. Retards beget retards, the cycle ever renewing. Most based thing Pat ever wanted to do was stop his pig swill genes from being perpetuated. Fuck Ade, should have roto-rooted ol' pouty pig head outta the womb.What if he’s right? Annabelle harbors resentment toward her mom for marrying this new dud, so at 18 she seeks out her biological father as a way of finding herself.
Based on my mom's experience running an adoption agency for thirty years, it's really common for girls to seek out their biological parents once they become adults. Boys hardly ever do it. I don't think Annabelle will try to have a relationship with Pat because it looks like she inherited his bad attitude and he never attempted to be part of her life even though he only lives an hour away. I also wouldn't be surprised if Ade never told Annabelle about Pat. That shit happens. I have a thirty-year-old nephew who doesn't know that my brother isn't his biological father. This stuff reminds me of a line by Chazz Palminteri's character in Hurly Burly: "I tried telling her that, Eddie! I told her, I've got three kids in Toledo, I don't even know how old they are! I haven't seen 'em since I went to prison. I don't want any more kids rolling around their beds at night with this sick, fuckin' hatred of me. I can't stand it."What if he’s right? Annabelle harbors resentment toward her mom for marrying this new dud, so at 18 she seeks out her biological father as a way of finding herself.
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