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Ade’s Third BeTTer Wedding Photo Drop

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I know we love to point and laugh, but he really is an all around heinous sack of shit. A real man does whatever he can to be there for his children, no matter what.
If Annabelle lived a 1,000+ miles away from Pat with the ex-wife who broke his heart, it would be a little more understandable why Pat has made no effort to be part of her life, but Annabelle lives nearby and looks exactly like Pat. That's some creepy shit. Pat thinks Annabelle will show up on his doorstep when she's 18 and they'll make up for lost time. If Annabelle does show up on his doorstep, it will be to vandalize his house. Annabelle may very well become the most prolific patposter.
 

RickReternal

I hope people Ouija you tweets after your dead
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If Annabelle lived a 1,000+ miles away from Pat with the ex-wife who broke his heart, it would be a little more understandable why Pat has made no effort to be part of her life, but Annabelle lives nearby and looks exactly like Pat. That's some creepy shit. Pat thinks Annabelle will show up on his doorstep when she's 18 and they'll make up for lost time. If Annabelle does show up on his doorstep, it will be to vandalize his house. Annabelle may very well become the most prolific patposter.
If she stepped to him he wouldn’t hesitate to prison her. Her being his daughter means nothing to him NOW, so no special treatment can be expected if she calls him fat online.
 
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I'm seven pages behind, but this wet brained asshole always quotes the most basic shit from Marvel's most garbage products like he has given this person a rare and nuanced thought gleamed from a source few have studied, and not the tired pablum everyone heard for a week because twitter is for adult babies.

He's also fat, and Ade is a piece of shit, there's no way any of these kids have been allowed to properly deal with their father dying, shes already ankles in the air under the same roof as these kids. Get a job you useless twat, spend a year making sure these kids aren't broken before you bring anyone around them, let alone have them dressed up and performing in your wedding almost 15 months to the day.
 
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I’m not big on commenting about poor Annabelle she’s had kind of a rough life but I throughly enjoy people using her to remind Pat what a piece of shit dead beat ”Dad” he is.
Did John know this new husband at all? I had a work friend who died of cancer a few years ago and he pretty much gave the okay for his wife to marry a friend of his that was well off but was a bit of a failure at getting with women when he died.
 

captain_kamala

Calling all simps
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20 inch sparklers for the kiddies to play with

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ChimpanZ

Fruit Loops, Cheerios, Pops, Trix, Cocoa Pebbles
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Those kids will be fucked up, their dad dies young and then a few months later some hick is moving in selling everything he owned and before you can even reflect on the first anniversary of your dads death, you’re being forced to attend this scumbag goodwill outlet wedding and then being foisted with yet more unrelated step siblings.

What a fat bitch, Pat was probably right about her.
John was the first “some hick.” They’re all white trash niggers. Ade left pat while pregnant with his kid, and John had no problem dating another man’s pregnant wife.
 

TomFromNawlins

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If Annabelle lived a 1,000+ miles away from Pat with the ex-wife who broke his heart, it would be a little more understandable why Pat has made no effort to be part of her life, but Annabelle lives nearby and looks exactly like Pat. That's some creepy shit. Pat thinks Annabelle will show up on his doorstep when she's 18 and they'll make up for lost time. If Annabelle does show up on his doorstep, it will be to vandalize his house. Annabelle may very well become the most prolific patposter.
What if he’s right? Annabelle harbors resentment toward her mom for marrying this new dud, so at 18 she seeks out her biological father as a way of finding herself.
 

Dougie's Hapa Daughter

Look Daddy! I'm on TV!
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What if he’s right? Annabelle harbors resentment toward her mom for marrying this new dud, so at 18 she seeks out her biological father as a way of finding herself.
Then you have an explanation as to why despite human civilization being 6000 years old, the world is still so fucked up. Retards beget retards, the cycle ever renewing. Most based thing Pat ever wanted to do was stop his pig swill genes from being perpetuated. Fuck Ade, should have roto-rooted ol' pouty pig head outta the womb.
 
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What if he’s right? Annabelle harbors resentment toward her mom for marrying this new dud, so at 18 she seeks out her biological father as a way of finding herself.
Based on my mom's experience running an adoption agency for thirty years, it's really common for girls to seek out their biological parents once they become adults. Boys hardly ever do it. I don't think Annabelle will try to have a relationship with Pat because it looks like she inherited his bad attitude and he never attempted to be part of her life even though he only lives an hour away. I also wouldn't be surprised if Ade never told Annabelle about Pat. That shit happens. I have a thirty-year-old nephew who doesn't know that my brother isn't his biological father. This stuff reminds me of a line by Chazz Palminteri's character in Hurly Burly: "I tried telling her that, Eddie! I told her, I've got three kids in Toledo, I don't even know how old they are! I haven't seen 'em since I went to prison. I don't want any more kids rolling around their beds at night with this sick, fuckin' hatred of me. I can't stand it."
 

Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
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I will commend the guy for being willing to take on supporting a woman with 3 ( or is it 4?) kids that arent his and he seems to have a few kids himself. I wouldnt do it. Pat wouldnt do it even for his own kid. Two other men have had to take care of his kid because he was too stubborn and selfish to even be a part of her life.
 
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