Actual Lit-Crit

[BUBBLER]

The Awakening that I had in Thailand was because I wanted to go there (obviously the party and the sex with 18 year old girls and blasi blasi blasi) but I went to a Buddhist temple because it was free. I'll never forget this moment in my life. I had to go to Thailand because it was one of the only countries that felons are allowed to go to. I remember looking at this statue that was thousands of years old. It predated Jesus. And I remember the monks coming up to me and it felt like seconds had gone by. I had been standing there for an hour and when I touched my face it was covered in water. I had been crying for an hour looking at the Statue, and nothing in my stupid insignificant life could reconcile that. And I remember that the translator/hooker that I was with was crying too. Because I had a spiritual awakening. What men climb on mountains for, what they meditate their whole lives for, what they sacrifice everything for... I had it in between eating pork and rice and sticking my dick in a 22-year-old bar girl. I'll never forget that feeling. Far be it for me to get serious but that was my spiritual awakening. I can tell you every single thing that happened in that moment. And I remember that this Thai hooker who shouldn't have gave a SHIT about me was crying too. Only the monk was stoic. And he hugged the both of us like children. I love telling that story to people. Because to this day I still talk to that girl. And she still gives me book recommendations. Because if a loser chump like me can have a spiritual awakening, than anyone can take knowledge from books.

Imagine having a spiritual moment like this only to come back home and continue fucking underaged girls while abusing alcohol. Why are amerimutts like this?

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Read some Fante, Bukowski, Hemingway, McCarthy, Dostoyevsky, DeLillo, Pynchon and Faulkner or go fuck your mother. That’s my literary criticism for the day.

I stand by this.

Imagine having a spiritual moment like this only to come back home and continue fucking underaged girls while abusing alcohol. Why are amerimutts like this?

Which cunt was this?

 

[BUBBLER]

I stand by this.

Which cunt was this?

Wormkiller

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Wormkiller

Well that makes sense.

 

[Uncle J’s Sink Emporium]

A list of books isn’t criticism, guest-child

 

[Harry Powell]

It’s curious how WormKiller seemed semi-normal and could even be interesting at times and then he just degenerated into his final form, running with a pedophilia bit.

 

[Uncle J’s Sink Emporium]

It’s curious how WormKiller seemed semi-normal and could even be interesting at times and then he just degenerated into his final form, running with a pedophilia bit.

You can ask him about it in a couple of weeks when he comes back and is immediately identified