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The one where she didn't even show up on time to the grand opening?Taking a well deserved break from the furniture shop.
I just vomited in my mouth.
This guy knows what he's talking about.I’m seeing a lot of praise for the hangers, but honestly I don’t think that’s a good torso-to-titty ratio for how fat she is.
Her legs look like ball park hot dogs-
Traditional working hours are the by-product of the patriarchy. Women set their own rules now. #girlbossThe one where she didn't even show up on time to the grand opening?
God, I hope they leave all their money to a really random charity and she howls in pain at the reading of the will.She hasn’t posted anything on her “furniture store” page since Feb. Fat lazy bitch lost interest in her latest “passion” pretty quick. She didn’t even fix up anything - just would go to thrift store places, by some old shit from the 70s - 80s and then Jack up the price like she’s flipping houses.
This sums up her awful work ethic
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According to her working is stupid and wrong so she’s not going to do it. She’s also bragged about what she will get when her parents die like that isn’t a really bad look.
Feel bad for her parents, they know they’re stuck taking care of her for as long as they’re gonna live. My dad just turned 65 and he’s been working to wind everything down (selling his successful business / putting people in charge of his former position, etc) and I couldn’t imagine someone who refused to work so they’re parents have to keep working to support their fat bum daughter who I think is mid to late 30s. Pretty clear the “she’ll marry someone rich that will take care of her financially” ship sailed long ago.
They can’t even cut off / tough love because it’s clear she can’t be responsible to be on her own and will just make things worse.
I was thinking of you a few days ago. We used to have a Cider from the UK here called “K hard cider” from what I’ve read it’s still available in the UK but not here. It was fucking amazing. Although I admit me and my group of frat brothers seemed to be the only ones who bought the 6 packs from a liquor store near Tulane University. You like K? Or is it even popular in the UK?God, I hope they leave all their money to a really random charity and she howls in pain at the reading of the will.
Can't say that I've heard of it before, but never really been a cider drinker tbfI was thinking of you a few days ago. We used to have a Cider from the UK here called “K hard cider” from what I’ve read it’s still available in the UK but not here. It was fucking amazing. Although I admit me and my group of frat brothers seemed to be the only ones who bought the 6 packs from a liquor store near Tulane University. You like K? Or is it even popular in the UK?
I’ll plump as she eats me.
HawtHer bikini bottoms would get caught in her fupa folds and start to roll down if she wasn't holding them up.
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