A totally real story

[guest]

Another man stole his wife from him while he sat there and watched and he didn’t try to fight him. The end

 

[guest]

What's funny is that while he wrote this Adrienne was either cumming on Jon's oversized hog or enjoying time with him and their wonderful children. Meanwhile Fat was crafting self-congratulatory fantasy scenarios on a social media platform used mostly by women and cretins.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Holy shit this is beyond cringe. There’s no reality to this story other than he was at a bar drinking but probably alone. The 300 shoes shows you how little money Pat has to think someone would brag about 300 dollar shoes. Ric Flair wouldn’t even do that! But have no fear, Pat is here to save the day…again! Just like always! Everywhere he goes he just jumps into action to be the hero he believes he is. He is a true insane person and mentally ill to think this is how people behave and that these heroic situations just always happen to him. Pat is the worlds biggest pussy and has NEVER talked tough to anyone in fear of getting his ass kicked. His stories are the classic “if I was there I would have done this!” To situations that don’t involve him. Nobody is afraid of the big fat man with soft hands from never doing any manual labor.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Tired, Pat would retire to the basement to eat some Negroni.

Pat's such a hog, he even eats liquids.

 

[Sputnik]

It’s astonishing how many times he mentions the burger. Even during his tough guy routine he’s fat.

 

[FLUUUID]

It’s astonishing how many times he mentions the burger. Even during his tough guy routine he’s fat.

It really stuck in his memory because he immediately ate it after the guy left.