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"I am not a woman and you are not my little brother, stlaker." is a rib glazer.Seething and coping at week-old xeets
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Someone needs to check out the Josiah tapes. Baby child.If he doesn’t talk the same way he tweets, I’m gonna be really disappointed.
He just sounds like a frustrated queer.If he doesn’t talk the same way he tweets, I’m gonna be really disappointed.
I bet the microwave smells musty, but not as musty as Nikkis surstromming tainted cunt.The kitchen is somehow even worse than I thought it would be. It is humiliatingly bad. Six figure author, my ass. You need a stool to use the microwave. The dishwasher has wheels. The “dinner” table is not even big enough for one person, let alone two. The linoleum floor is probably older than he is and has been soaked in frat boy beer and puke. The cabinets and countertops are worse than anything you’d find in a landfill. Just horrendous in every way.
Obviously, you haven't seen Pat's dedicated reading room, baby child.What a thoroughly depressing shithole. Devoid of any charm. This place is a total dump. Soulless and oppressive, stripped of any personality or warmth. It's as bleak and monotonous as Patrick himself: ridiculously full of himself, completely lacking a sense of humour, and as dull-witted as they come, yet somehow convinced he's more impressive than anyone else.
It’s nice, but lacks the ambiance and frills of Hildy’s rape dungeon.Obviously, you haven't seen Pat's dedicated reading room, baby child.
@Rodeo Clown has confirmed in his investigation that the only decor down in there are the strung up corpses of 15 dead Laotian boys.It’s nice, but lacks the ambiance and frills of Hildy’s rape dungeon.
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