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A Second stlaker Has Breached The Hovel

Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
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LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket

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What a thoroughly depressing shithole. Devoid of any charm. This place is a total dump. Soulless and oppressive, stripped of any personality or warmth. It's as bleak and monotonous as Patrick himself: ridiculously full of himself, completely lacking a sense of humour, and as dull-witted as they come, yet somehow convinced he's more impressive than anyone else.
 

LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket

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The kitchen is somehow even worse than I thought it would be. It is humiliatingly bad. Six figure author, my ass. You need a stool to use the microwave. The dishwasher has wheels. The “dinner” table is not even big enough for one person, let alone two. The linoleum floor is probably older than he is and has been soaked in frat boy beer and puke. The cabinets and countertops are worse than anything you’d find in a landfill. Just horrendous in every way.
I bet the microwave smells musty, but not as musty as Nikkis surstromming tainted cunt.
 

Cygnus Nana X-1

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What a thoroughly depressing shithole. Devoid of any charm. This place is a total dump. Soulless and oppressive, stripped of any personality or warmth. It's as bleak and monotonous as Patrick himself: ridiculously full of himself, completely lacking a sense of humour, and as dull-witted as they come, yet somehow convinced he's more impressive than anyone else.
Obviously, you haven't seen Pat's dedicated reading room, baby child.
 
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