A muscle in my gooch keeps twitching

Lamont & Tonelli

Brevity is... wit.
I knew it. I've been feeling stupid, slow and weak lately. I thought I was dying or something but I'm just turning into a woman.
Look at the bright side: it's time to sweep the local womens sports divisions. You'll fill up a trophy case in six months, tops. Don't shave, either. You are beautiful and powerful just the way you are.

WWAWD gooch vs taint vs grundle vs other variations? It's always been "taint" for me, "gooch" is more east coast? There was an SNL sketch with Conan that had some great ones, "fleshy fun bridge" is the only one I remember.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

There's feral honkies in the Smoky Mountains
Look at the bright side: it's time to sweep the local womens sports divisions. You'll fill up a trophy case in six months, tops. Don't shave, either. You are beautiful and powerful just the way you are.

WWAWD gooch vs taint vs grundle vs other variations? It's always been "taint" for me, "gooch" is more east coast? There was an SNL sketch with Conan that had some great ones, "fleshy fun bridge" is the only one I remember.
I always said "gooch" because that's what they called it on Jackass.
 

Brooke Shields

Patrick Tomlinson hates me because I am a woman
That just happens when you're nearing your 100,000th load dropped, after which you'll die, could be natural or random but it happens

On a related note, I have a script for a movie in which an angel appears and tells a man his next load contains the second coming of Christ, it's really bad. The plot involves finding a woman suitable to be a 2nd(bettter:image_4159:) mother of Christ, which is nearly impossible.
 
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