It doesn't hurt or anything. It's just annoying. It's like right where my pussy would be if I had a pussy. Am I growing a pussy?
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice.
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal to a troll. The individual in the video is very obviously Patrick S. Tomlinson.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never submitted this video footage during any of his many media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
A muscle in my gooch keeps twitching
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Your body is making itself trans. Congratulations, ma'am.
I knew it. I've been feeling stupid, slow and weak lately. I thought I was dying or something but I'm just turning into a woman.
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Nice cunt, stupit
I guess 'cause I'm dealing with it myself, my brain jumps to "prostate cancer".
good luck, bro.
good luck, bro.
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You don't have to make a thread about every thought that comes to mind.
Look at the bright side: it's time to sweep the local womens sports divisions. You'll fill up a trophy case in six months, tops. Don't shave, either. You are beautiful and powerful just the way you are.
WWAWD gooch vs taint vs grundle vs other variations? It's always been "taint" for me, "gooch" is more east coast? There was an SNL sketch with Conan that had some great ones, "fleshy fun bridge" is the only one I remember.
Did it feel like you were developing a vagina at first? Did you have the gooch twitch? Did you feel weak, slow and stupid?I guess 'cause I'm dealing with it myself, my brain jumps to "prostate cancer".
good luck, bro.
Godspeed, brotherman. I'll pray for your glands.
Nah, I didn't feel anything except maybe decreased boners, I just got it weighing heavily on my mind while trying not to be a crybaby about it.
I always said "gooch" because that's what they called it on Jackass.
You were fawkin warned about those tuna bones, Abe brother.
So in your professional opinion, I'm not turning trans?
"He calls his taint a pussy!"
I never said that.
WHELL HELLO DARE......DIS BE THE GOOF MUSCLE OF THE ABE VIGODA........WHERE'M THE WHITE WOMEN......
MY NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOR EM A SAGGY PAIR OF BAWLS AND A WHITE ASSHOLE ....
MY NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOR EM A SAGGY PAIR OF BAWLS AND A WHITE ASSHOLE ....
That just happens when you're nearing your 100,000th load dropped, after which you'll die, could be natural or random but it happens
On a related note, I have a script for a movie in which an angel appears and tells a man his next load contains the second coming of Christ, it's really bad. The plot involves finding a woman suitable to be a 2nd(bettter
) mother of Christ, which is nearly impossible.
On a related note, I have a script for a movie in which an angel appears and tells a man his next load contains the second coming of Christ, it's really bad. The plot involves finding a woman suitable to be a 2nd(bettter
) mother of Christ, which is nearly impossible.
Nice mild dehydration, stupid. Drink more water.