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It doesn't hurt or anything. It's just annoying. It's like right where my pussy would be if I had a pussy. Am I growing a pussy?
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A muscle in my gooch keeps twitching
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Your body is making itself trans. Congratulations, ma'am.
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I knew it. I've been feeling stupid, slow and weak lately. I thought I was dying or something but I'm just turning into a woman.
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Nice cunt, stupit
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I guess 'cause I'm dealing with it myself, my brain jumps to "prostate cancer".
good luck, bro.
good luck, bro.
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You don't have to make a thread about every thought that comes to mind.
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Look at the bright side: it's time to sweep the local womens sports divisions. You'll fill up a trophy case in six months, tops. Don't shave, either. You are beautiful and powerful just the way you are.
WWAWD gooch vs taint vs grundle vs other variations? It's always been "taint" for me, "gooch" is more east coast? There was an SNL sketch with Conan that had some great ones, "fleshy fun bridge" is the only one I remember.
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Did it feel like you were developing a vagina at first? Did you have the gooch twitch? Did you feel weak, slow and stupid?I guess 'cause I'm dealing with it myself, my brain jumps to "prostate cancer".
good luck, bro.
Godspeed, brotherman. I'll pray for your glands.
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Nah, I didn't feel anything except maybe decreased boners, I just got it weighing heavily on my mind while trying not to be a crybaby about it.
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I always said "gooch" because that's what they called it on Jackass.
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You were fawkin warned about those tuna bones, Abe brother.
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So in your professional opinion, I'm not turning trans?
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"He calls his taint a pussy!"
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I never said that.
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WHELL HELLO DARE......DIS BE THE GOOF MUSCLE OF THE ABE VIGODA........WHERE'M THE WHITE WOMEN......
MY NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOR EM A SAGGY PAIR OF BAWLS AND A WHITE ASSHOLE ....
MY NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOR EM A SAGGY PAIR OF BAWLS AND A WHITE ASSHOLE ....
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That just happens when you're nearing your 100,000th load dropped, after which you'll die, could be natural or random but it happens
On a related note, I have a script for a movie in which an angel appears and tells a man his next load contains the second coming of Christ, it's really bad. The plot involves finding a woman suitable to be a 2nd(bettter
) mother of Christ, which is nearly impossible.
On a related note, I have a script for a movie in which an angel appears and tells a man his next load contains the second coming of Christ, it's really bad. The plot involves finding a woman suitable to be a 2nd(bettter
) mother of Christ, which is nearly impossible.
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Nice mild dehydration, stupid. Drink more water.