A Half-House Divided

[BudDickman]

That stupid copy-paste is him notifying you that he is blocking you, so you should abandon the phone number and create a new one. He never blocks a number without the copy-paste, which is very considerate of him. If he would just silently block, think about how many good texts would go unseen.

 

[guest]

I dunno why the L thing gets him so bad, but it does. Incredible.

It could remind him of his daily experience at school.

 

[guest]

found on r/WisconsinHunks

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This is the results of a badly very torqued brain.

 

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[Harry's Manly Calvester]

His kids look a little Downsy though so grain of salt

You can't win at everything, he's still 2 for 3

 

[JesseTheGovernor]

Those Tomlinson forehead/turnip tuft genes run deep. They should all be sterilized.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

found on r/WisconsinHunks

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He has the nerve to put that line in about women and never touching you (projecting it into all of us, as always).

I got my pecka sucked yesterday, Pat, by my girlfriend.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Based Jake Raven working the obese marks

 

[Cyberatorquer]

It's like a military before & after where Pat left an All-American father of 3 and came back fat and retarded after an IED explosion in Afghanistan or some shit.

You could get the pics to go viral on reddit in the appropriate sub easy.

 

[guest]

Look how safe and proud those boys look. Their father is a soldier and loves them even more than the America he's taken a vow to protect. How happy and secure they look! And Cousin Jake truly is broader in the shoulders and chest than most.

Compare it to the living hell of depression, failure and horrible sweaty fatness in that dinosaur model picture. Hahaha. Big L.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Look how safe and proud those boys look. Their father is a soldier and loves them even more than the America he's taken a vow to protect. How happy and secure they look! And Cousin Jake truly is broader in the shoulders and chest than most.

Compare it to the living hell of depression, failure and horrible sweaty fatness in that dinosaur model picture. Hahaha. Big L.

Patrick "Big L" Tomlinson

Or maybe,

Patrick L. Tomlinson

 

[guest]

Cousin Jake seems like one of those actual tough guys who will spoonfeed you your teeth

He would actually probably talk to you like a reasonable adult and make you feel like an asshole for stepping to him in the first place. A nice chin check would be the most anyone needs to just walk away.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

He has the nerve to put that line in about women and never touching you (projecting it into all of us, as always).

I got my pecka sucked yesterday, Pat, by my girlfriend.

It’s because Pat is angry that his “wife” rarely ever touches him and it usually takes a lot of booze. Remember he used to say we’re all impotent and flaccid? Piggy got problems down stairs

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

It’s because Pat is angry that his “wife” rarely ever touches him and it usually takes a lot of booze. Remember he used to say we’re all impotent and flaccid? Piggy got problems down stairs

Yeah. 42 with high bp and excessive alcohol intake. A good night for Pat is a half chub that he has to pinch at the base

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

"A house divided against itself cannot stand. Nor can Patrick. Because he's a fat fuck"
~Abraham Lincoln

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

He has the nerve to put that line in about women and never touching you (projecting it into all of us, as always).

I got my pecka sucked yesterday, Pat, by my girlfriend.

He just thinks its an accomplishment because he was a kissless virgin before ade took pity on him. Bet even the town pump wouldn't fuck him

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Bet even the town pump wouldn't fuck him

The town pump was his father's mouth, and Tommy "Tonsils" Tomlinson had standards.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Nice cousin, stupid

 

[Torque Army]

How it is possible to not get any better at comebacks after 4 years?

I assume he's as lazy with his book writing as he is with his txt insults.

 

[Bin_The_Blacks]

No wonder he likes trains so much. He's spent his life on this one.