8/10/2011- Patrick S. Tomlinson was arrested for threatening to kill his ex-wife and unborn child. He admitted guilt and plead no contest.

[Hudson]

Welp, this explains why Niki is apparently scared to leave Pat.

I hope Lynne sees the police report. If Niki was my daughter and I saw the report, I'd come and get her asap.

 

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

Yeah, but I mean even if Pat decided he didn't feel like writing about Norm that day, and/or if a brotherman had never noticed the tweet and our paths never crossed.

If he never got noticed, released In The Black and it somehow blew up into superfame, it would have ended up being so momentary before the muckrakers uncovered the scandal and published it. Him talking about the divorce was plastered all over his blogs, so a tabloid journalist would have definitely sniffed around and found it eventually. And then it would have been a giant scandal and brought him crashing back down to earth.

It's comforting to know that there was no way he could have ever succeeded, at least not in the ways he so desires.

Now we need him to be famous more than anything. I wish Pat all the success in the world, please fake more swattings so the entire internet can know what kind of person you are

 

[Dog Eater]

I'm going to sound like an absolute faggot but good on Dan for just posting it and not teasing it.

Bullying works.

 

[Hudson]

so is this fake or what

Apparently not. He admits the report is real in the other thread but says that it's noT correcT.

 

[SensibleKeks]

so is this fake or what

 

[guest]

A police report surfaced of you threatening to kill your unborn offspring…

Yeah but GOP BAD!

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

NOT YOU

 

[FranksWirecutters]

Welp, this explains why Niki is apparently scared to leave Pat.

I hope Lynne sees the police report. If Niki was my daughter and I saw the report, I'd come and get her asap.

I think she's an enabling piece of shit but Pat probably also had her write out her own toe tag and death certificate and brings them out when she tries to pump the brakes on him. When Pat finally dies of whichever fat person disease gets him she'll need years of counseling just to get back to normal and not break down into sobs if she burns the toast thinking someone is going to call her a useless fuck puppet who should be dumped in a shallow grave.

 

[Dougie's Hapa Daughter]

117 west franklin street in Portage is the Rusch Elementary school.

Why would an adult male be hanging around a school?

The address is for the community pool that's attached to the school:

You can see it on streetview, and the report mentions that the incident took place at a pool.

How embarrassing is it that he was issuing these horrific death threats while shirtless, wearing swim trunks, swimming goggles, and floating around in a community pool. Even his horrific crimes are fucking dorky.

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

Laura knows:

 

[Meownaw]

The address is for the community pool that's attached to the school:

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You can see it on streetview, and the report mentions that the incident took place at a pool.

How embarrassing is it that he was issuing these horrific death threats while shirtless, wearing swim trunks, swimming goggles, and floating around in a community pool. Even his horrific crimes are fucking dorky.

Would be funny if this was the pool he did CPR on that kid and killed her.

 

[guest]

Ol’ Public Pool Pat

 

[Kurt_Love]

No stlaker, I didn't. Odd wording of that reply,technicality pat.

 

[captain_kamala]

I thought pool was some kind of police lingo

 

[MySecondFatterAccount]

Imagine making a scene with death threats of your pregnant soon to be exwife at the community pool.

Pat loves making an ass of himself in public.

 

[SensibleKeks]

NOT YOU

 

[Dougie's Hapa Daughter]

Places2Swim - There is a Pool Near You

Find a place to swim. Open water swim, swim races, swimming pools, swim lessons, lap swimming, you will find it all at Places2Swim.

www.swimmersguide.com

Also that's the correct address for the pool

Stop jumping at Dan shaped shadows. He's done plenty of faggy things, but lying about Patrick was never one of them.

 

[Dog Eater]

Every time Patrick calls someone a little baby infant child he’s picturing how easy it would be to kill them if they were a baby.

 

[Meownaw]

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Places2Swim - There is a Pool Near You

Find a place to swim. Open water swim, swim races, swimming pools, swim lessons, lap swimming, you will find it all at Places2Swim.

www.swimmersguide.com

Also that's the correct address for the pool

Stop jumping at Dan shaped shadows. He's done plenty of faggy things, but lying about Patrick was never one of them.

I recall him saying that his grades were not that bad. Nice try, stlaker.

 

[guest]

A police report surfaced of you threatening to kill your unborn offspring…

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Yeah but GOP BAD!

Could've just whittled that down to niggers