8/10/2011- Patrick S. Tomlinson was arrested for threatening to kill his ex-wife and unborn child. He admitted guilt and plead no contest.

[Момент Силышенко]

this "joke" takes a whole new meaning when considering Rona's sworn testimony
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It's called shooting a pregnant woman, pat, the rest of your act was about it anyway, so there's no way the audience will miss the meaning of "an assault rifle that performs abortions", fucking hell, he must be retarded.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Am I allowed to say "chowder head" here?

 

[Punished Dan Mullen]

I’m still impressed with how average looking he was just a short time ago. I mean look at him in these pictures, he’s not awful. He’s average. Tubby but average. What the fuck happened to this guy? It’s got to be the alcohol, right? This is why I believe he does go to the gym, because from when he was at his skinniest to these average pictures, it looks like he had done something, at least something, for his arms, chest, etc.

These look like the middle pictures in a before and after progression where the next thing that happens is he starts to shed body fat after gaining a little bit. Except his after pictures look like a can of refrigerated biscuits popped open.

Can you imagine wasting years in the gym? Working out multiple times a week but with a terrible program because he refuses to listen to good advice, because he knows everything, and refuses to have diet discipline, so he just ends up frustrated, fatter than ever, bloated and miserable?

To me that’s so much more embarrassing than just lying about going to the gym.

he clearly doesnt. all you have to do to put on a bit of muscle is like 100 push up and 100 situp for 10 minutes everyday, his arm and legs all looks like sticks

 

[guest]

he clearly doesnt. all you have to do to put on a bit of muscle is like 100 push up and 100 situp for 10 minutes everyday, his arm and legs all looks like sticks

Maybe but I don’t think all of the weight was fat. I mean that dude was real skinny and his forearms, for example, do look a little bigger than they did when he was at his skinniest.And don’t ruin my vibe, to me it’s a lot more funny that he actually does go to the gym and just waste his time spinning his tires in the mud.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

I’m no Jack Lalanne, but sitting in the steam room and taking gross selfies doesn’t burn many calories.

 

[Punished Dan Mullen]

Maybe but I don’t think all of the weight was fat. I mean that dude was real skinny and his forearms, for example, do look a little bigger than they did when he was at his skinniest.And don’t ruin my vibe, to me it’s a lot more funny that he actually does go to the gym and just waste his time spinning his tires in the mud.

It's all fat lol look at that giant two chins and the succulent breasts 20/20 where it counts


You are saying all he's doing is core workout? And none workouts that trains his legs or arms? If he run like 5k a day(30 minutes or so) his legs will be 2-3x the size by now

 

[guest]

It's all fat lol look at that giant two chins and the succulent breasts 20/20 where it counts


You are saying all he's doing is core workout? And none workouts that trains his legs or arms? If he run like 5k a day(30 minutes or so) his legs will be 2-3x the size by now

No I think he’s a tub with a lot of lard and a fat chest and fat arms who probably did build some muscle as well but mostly built obesity.

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

For the past month I’ve been putting off reading the last 11 pages of this thread, only to finally read it and find out it was just two homosexuals arguing about vaccines in the year 2023