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Joe Sr blew through 20 “stop” signs on the first date and got her pregnant. Back then, no meant yes. And also back then, you had to get married asap or else you might as well tattoo WHORE on your forehead.Damn, young roe could get it. How the hell did Anthony's nigger father wife that up?
This got a niggas ribs lol it’s really fucked up but with any luck he’ll meet a blonde haired disk jockey working overnights in longisland when he’s promoting his song parody about Kanye west’s capital punishment.What other 12-year-old boy has a bunch of grown men call him a faggot whenever there's a new picture of him online? It's as wrong as it is hilarious.
do you have any advice how to fix this? maybe get him into sport and lifting or something?I actually looked like this kid growing up. So I was obviously bullied incessantly as a kid and developed some pretty serious mental health problems as a result. So this kid's gotta lot to look forward to. Woo-hoo!
Yeah, I tried that - started lifting and doing the track/cross country thing in middle school, which I kept up through high school. It didn't work. In fact, things just continued to get worse every year. By 11th grade, there were fucking websites about me (I graduated in 2006, for reference).do you have any advice how to fix this? maybe get him into sport and lifting or something?
He should be OK. Kids are all fags now, especially in America and western Europe, and, as a result, bullying is pretty much a thing of the past. He'll probably be voted homecoming king.Yeah, I tried that - started lifting and doing the track/cross country thing in middle school, which I kept up through high school. It didn't work. In fact, things just continued to get worse every year. But 11th grade, there were fucking websites about me (I graduated in 2006, for reference).
I will say Warren's situation seems a bit worse than mine - at least I wasn't wearing faggy sunglasses when I was his age (although I did play the clarinet in concert band, which probably didn't help). Honestly, it's just going to come down to pure luck for him. Either...
1.) he'll get a slightly higher-than-average level of ribbing from his peers, but he will have at least a few friends, allowing to have a pretty normal high school experience, or
2.) he's going to be bullied to the point that no one will want to be his friend and he'll be pretty much excluded from everything socially
This all depends on how "motivated" the people around him are in school, and he has no control over that. If the second scenario plays out, the only chance for him is to change schools. Otherwise, he's screwed until college, and Dawn's going to be driving him to see the shrink and to pick up antidepressants for him at the pharmacy.
No, child.Jesus Christ, Tony. You gotta start giving a warning or something with these images.
Like a true Cumia, his other hand is probably reaching around, grabbing his mother's tits.View attachment 2999Those sunglasses Jesus Christ.
Takes me back brotherman I wish someone wouldve told me all that shit was not important. Did you get slim and jacked with sport during that time? wouldnt that stop the soy looking bullies at least?Yeah, I tried that - started lifting and doing the track/cross country thing in middle school, which I kept up through high school. It didn't work. In fact, things just continued to get worse every year. By 11th grade, there were fucking websites about me (I graduated in 2006, for reference).
I will say Warren's situation seems a bit worse than mine - at least I wasn't wearing faggy sunglasses when I was his age (although I did play the clarinet in concert band, which probably didn't help). Honestly, it's just going to come down to pure luck for him. Either...
1.) he'll get a slightly higher-than-average level of ribbing from his peers, but he will have at least a few friends, allowing to have a pretty normal high school experience, or
2.) he's going to be bullied to the point that no one will want to be his friend and he'll be pretty much excluded from everything socially
This all depends on how "motivated" the people around him are in school, and he has no control over that. If the second scenario plays out, the only chance for him is to change schools. Otherwise, he's screwed until college, and Dawn's going to be driving him to see the shrink and to pick up antidepressants for him at the pharmacy.
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