• Reminder: Do not call, text, or mention harrassing someone in real life. Do not encourage it. Do not talk about killing or using violence against anyone, or engaging in any criminal behavior. If it is not an obvious joke even when taken out of context, don't post it. Please report violators.

    DMCA, complaints, and other inquiries:

    [email protected]

49th swatting

MonsterSteve

Age.
Forum Clout
32,392
Honestly the only logical choice right now is him swatting himself. Why would anyone keep doing this to him? It doesn't work. Everyone is aware of it. The cops only call to tell him he's been 'swatted' which isn't even true since a swatting is when they kick your door in and actually send a SWAT team to your house. It makes no sense. What's the motive here for someone else other than him to do it? It doens't lead to anything, nor will it ever. Now when you think about a motive on piggy's side. We have, 1) Ultra Victim points on Twitter and 2) Monetary gain by suing the MPD. I'm sure there's more but those are the 2 biggest ones right there. A quick 3) would be something like maybe leading to a book about being the most swatted man in America or some shit, eventually.

TLDR: He's fat.
 

Faggot Boqposter

The Alawite Assassin
Forum Clout
32,698
If he’s faking reviews why is he also not scheduling the swats for those days?

Can he be swatting himself AND faking reviews? I don’t think so..
 
Forum Clout
13,437
We got any mathsters here for some probabilities calculations?
30 day in Apr
10 Swatting days
7 (minimum) AirBnB days but each booking would be across 2 days PM-AM
Rough estimate: 1%. Pretend the month is booked for just the first 14 days, then calculate the odds that all 7 swattings happen in the back ~55% of the month. (55% ^7 = probability of no overlap). Assuming swattings can happen on the same day because it's easier. But that also assumes they are booked the entire day/night.
 

Riccardo Bosi

has janny powers
Forum Clout
69,814
If he’s faking reviews why is he also not scheduling the swats for those days?

Can he be swatting himself AND faking reviews? I don’t think so..
Because why would a hypothetical BnB customer leave a positive review if the SWAT team showed up during their stay?

Screenshot_20220816-204551_PicCollage.jpg
 

Udders

Great food
Forum Clout
47,152
Honestly the only logical choice right now is him swatting himself. Why would anyone keep doing this to him? It doesn't work. Everyone is aware of it. The cops only call to tell him he's been 'swatted' which isn't even true since a swatting is when they kick your door in and actually send a SWAT team to your house. It makes no sense. What's the motive here for someone else other than him to do it? It doens't lead to anything, nor will it ever. Now when you think about a motive on piggy's side. We have, 1) Ultra Victim points on Twitter and 2) Monetary gain by suing the MPD. I'm sure there's more but those are the 2 biggest ones right there. A quick 3) would be something like maybe leading to a book about being the most swatted man in America or some shit, eventually.

TLDR: He's fat.
You forgot blaming trolls who he can't best any other way than to make up bullshit.
 
Top