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49th swatting

Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
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RickReternal

I hope people Ouija you tweets after your dead
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Note how he said nothing about the MPD response this time. They just called him, as they've been doing for the past 11 months. But piggy still needs his moment in the limelight.
As admin (RIP) would always reminded us, he failed Problem Solving. He doesn’t take into account that the Airbnb exposure should change his calculation about trumpeting the SWAT (sic) for attention.

Pig, you need to get this through your porcine skull now because Tearman is going to be saying it soon, too: You can’t claim to live in a personal Gaza and also be a 60% booked Airbnb superhost. It doesn’t work.
 
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How convenient, it happened after checkout, but before checkin of the next guests. *POSSIBLY, guest could be booked through those days.
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The ONLY 4 hour window available to not interrupt a guest, and the swatter hits it.
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Could someone take all the times of the SWATs and see if most fall into the window of 11am and 3pm? I'd do it but I don't want to so someone else should.
 

PorqueDealer

Portly Pepperoni Purveyor
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Could someone take all the times of the SWATs and see if most fall into the window of 11am and 3pm? I'd do it but I don't want to so someone else should.

04/11/2022​
17:23​
30/11/2022​
15:10​
10/12/2022​
19:34​
31/12/2022​
22:20​
03/01/2023​
19:42​
15/02/2023​
02:11​
28/02/2023​
23:19​
17/03/2023​
11:24​
19/03/2023​
02:26​
20/03/2023​
15:12​
26/03/2023​
11:49​
28/03/2023​
03:12​
03/04/2023​
12:50​
03/04/2023​
17:38​
03/04/2023​
20:21​
11/04/2023​
07:09​
11/04/2023​
13:08​
11/04/2023​
21:08​
12/04/2023​
08:29​
12/04/2023​
10:18​
12/04/2023​
16:36​
13/04/2023​
11:13​
17/04/2023​
12:34​
18/04/2023​
10:32​
22/04/2023​
02:32​
22/04/2023​
16:15​
23/04/2023​
13:10​
25/04/2023​
20:04​
30/04/2023​
22:27​
09/05/2023​
06:20​
27/06/2023​
12:56​
24/08/2023​
09:51​
24/08/2023​
09:51​
24/11/2023​
13:41​
25/12/2023​
10:25​
31/01/2024​
03:51​
 

Prison Enjoyer

Status: Enjoying Prison! 😁
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Presented without comment:
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She's a long-time ballwasher who checks all the Pat pack boxes (disabled, welfare leech, perpetual victim, etc.). When pests first found her Twitter her pinned tweet was "TREAT MINORITIES LIKE ANIMALS! #BLM" because she's an animal-lover, posted without a hint of irony. My ribs still haven't recovered from that.
 

Honoria

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It would be funny if Pat thought taking the listing down for a "SWATTing" and then putting it back up after the police phone call somehow made his case not a complete joke.

Also "person with weapon" sounds like he called it in himself, he could say "I saw a guy that might have a gun outside, not sure" and they'd drive past the house.
 
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