49th swatting

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[RickReternal]

Note how he said nothing about the MPD response this time. They just called him, as they've been doing for the past 11 months. But piggy still needs his moment in the limelight.

As admin (RIP) would always reminded us, he failed Problem Solving. He doesn’t take into account that the Airbnb exposure should change his calculation about trumpeting the SWAT (sic) for attention.

Pig, you need to get this through your porcine skull now because Tearman is going to be saying it soon, too: You can’t claim to live in a personal Gaza and also be a 60% booked Airbnb superhost. It doesn’t work.

 

[Brooke Shields]

I wonder if he's paying for the school calls or he got some kinda coupon

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Can his cries for attention get any more pathetic?

 

[Sgt Zogbot Delta Operator]

Soooo... it wasn't Torswats?

 

[Blurry Niki Enthusiast]

Soooo... it wasn't Torswats?

Idk, I thought it was Jackie motherfuckin’ Singh

 

[TheGhostOfBernellTrammell]

Soooo... it wasn't Torswats?

It was you, stlaker. Enjoy prison.

 

[Sgt Zogbot Delta Operator]

How convenient, it happened after checkout, but before checkin of the next guests. *POSSIBLY, guest could be booked through those days.
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The ONLY 4 hour window available to not interrupt a guest, and the swatter hits it.
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Could someone take all the times of the SWATs and see if most fall into the window of 11am and 3pm? I'd do it but I don't want to so someone else should.

 

[Kurt_Love]

He knows Cryptic Web Chronicles drop on Sundays and he can't take it.

 

[porquedealer]

Could someone take all the times of the SWATs and see if most fall into the window of 11am and 3pm? I'd do it but I don't want to so someone else should.

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03/01/2023​	19:42​
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26/03/2023​	11:49​
28/03/2023​	03:12​
03/04/2023​	12:50​
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12/04/2023​	16:36​
13/04/2023​	11:13​
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18/04/2023​	10:32​
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22/04/2023​	16:15​
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25/04/2023​	20:04​
30/04/2023​	22:27​
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27/06/2023​	12:56​
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24/11/2023​	13:41​
25/12/2023​	10:25​
31/01/2024​	03:51​

 

[SFWA liaison]

Threads pity party, of course he has them all thinking it's an actual swatting and evades the question specifically about the MPD having a special protocol

 

[Suetonius]

Threads pity party, of course he has them all thinking it's an actual swatting and evades the question specifically about the MPD having a special protocol
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Its not malice or incompetence, stupid…it’s their fucking DUTY to show up to your HOUSE WHEN THEYRE CALLED!!!!

 

[CuntFucker .]

This is very annoying. I wish Patrick would leave us alone.

 

[Josef Kuminski]

Can his cries for attention get any more pathetic?

Yes and as the walls begin to close on him, they’re only going to get worse.

 

[Caverlock]

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[Prison Enjoyer]

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She's a long-time ballwasher who checks all the Pat pack boxes (disabled, welfare leech, perpetual victim, etc.). When pests first found her Twitter her pinned tweet was "TREAT MINORITIES LIKE ANIMALS! #BLM" because she's an animal-lover, posted without a hint of irony. My ribs still haven't recovered from that.

 

[BudDickman]

It's weird how every SWAT is to 2613. You would think the swatters would switch up their pattern after not getting any results and target the other unit, which is now known to be the address he uses to host Airbnb guests.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

It's weird how every SWAT is to 2613. You would think the swatters would switch up their pattern after not getting any results and target the other unit, which is now known to be the address he uses to host Airbnb guests.

It's a duplex. LOOK IT UP!

 

[Ants Hard Drive of Horror]

She's a long-time ballwasher who checks all the Pat pack boxes (disabled, welfare leech, perpetual victim, etc.). When pests first found her Twitter her pinned tweet was "TREAT MINORITIES LIKE ANIMALS! #BLM" because she's an animal-lover, posted without a hint of irony. My ribs still haven't recovered from that.

 

[Honoria]

It would be funny if Pat thought taking the listing down for a "SWATTing" and then putting it back up after the police phone call somehow made his case not a complete joke.

Also "person with weapon" sounds like he called it in himself, he could say "I saw a guy that might have a gun outside, not sure" and they'd drive past the house.