- Forum Clout
- 20,135
Silly Pig, they're complimenting you for having the courage to drive a chick car
-
Recently, onaforums has taken to opening a substack. You can subscribe to this substack to get email notifications when the site is down, gets a new domain name, or is otherwise running into trouble. We are not accepting donations at this time, so please skip the part where it asks if you would like to contribute. Subscribe at onaforums.substack.com
-
Reminder: Do not call, text, or mention harrassing someone in real life. Do not encourage it. Do not talk about killing or using violence against anyone, or engaging in any criminal behavior. If it is not an obvious joke even when taken out of context, don't post it. Please report violators. If you want your account deleted, send a private message to @BlackTransLivesMatter
Do not post IRL pranks here without including the source
DMCA, complaints, and other inquiries:
[email protected]
15 years old ? Pretty sus Patrick
- Thread starter iBangedQuasi
- Start date
- Forum Clout
- 52,217
I didn't know it was possible to have car dysmorphia. This nigga sees a Bugatti when he looks at his piece of shit.
- Forum Clout
- 33,721
$50K 
why would I buy that eyesore for $50k when for around $60k I could get a base Hellcat and leave that car at the starting line on a 1/4 mile? Piggy is a delusional faggot, who clearly knows nothing about cars.
why would I buy that eyesore for $50k when for around $60k I could get a base Hellcat and leave that car at the starting line on a 1/4 mile? Piggy is a delusional faggot, who clearly knows nothing about cars.
- Forum Clout
- 54,561
My sister in laws 2015 CRV is worth at least 3X as much as his salvage car from the Bush admin.
- Forum Clout
- 41,188
Age.
- Forum Clout
- 72,565
Why?! There's nothing that stands out! It just blends in with any other mustang that some broad pulled up in! Fuck, mustangs are not rare, this one isn't special looking, why would someone compliment a car that has a hot wheels badge on it?! Even Ant's mustang which was the top of the line trim looked like any other mustang out there!! He's such a tool
- Forum Clout
- 72,565
"Nice blue tooth faggot" that's what I've heard while he was shopping at 5 below
- Forum Clout
- 72,565
He really believes this hunk of Detroit shit is worth as much as that mustang Nic Cage drove in that movie
- Forum Clout
- 72,565
He's got after market shit on and in it too, that lowers the value
- Forum Clout
- 52,217
CRV's apparently have good value. My gf- traded in a paid for 2018 Audi A5 for a new 2022 CRV. She was upside down close to 20k. The A5 only had like 25k to 30k miles on it and no accident history. I'm not sure what she was thinking. Apparently, a new CRV can be 50k to 60k. Lol. It's still a sore subject. She willingly took on a $600 a month payment
Last edited:
- Forum Clout
- 52,217
He's lying you see? It's truly pathological. Sick guy!
Last edited:
- Forum Clout
- 24,402
Pat is autistic, as he cannot comprehend sarcasm.
- Forum Clout
- 52,217
He reminds me of Andy Bernard in the episode where they hijack Dwight's tape recorder (Michael was on vacation and he wanted Dwight to record all meetings) and everyone starts saying funny shit to fuck up the recording. It was pretty light hearted shit and goofing around- Until Andy, who is unable read the room, jumps in and says:
"I am now chopping of Phyliss's head with a chainsaw!"
He completely ruins the mood and the joke. That's basically Patrick in almost every situation.
- Forum Clout
- 19,834
He really is a pathological liar. It's not surprising he's a fiction author. His instinct is always towards exaggerating for effect. I really want to know how much of his own hyperbole he even believes, but he's way too hostile to ever get a straight answer. I bet if challenged on this he would just double down and claim its literally true rather than admit he likes to punch up his stories. He gives no indication he doesn't believe everything he says no matter how provably untrue it is.
Last edited:
- Forum Clout
- 52,217
Aspect ratio