15 years old ? Pretty sus Patrick

[Udders]

Anyone referring to cars or boats as "her" should be stabbed in the eyes. Or made to read Pat's books.

 

[Lard Glug]

Literally no one compliments your old Rustang you fat faggot View attachment 134890

“Men” who refer to objects as women are virgins. And fat.

 

[chewtoyrapist]

This nigger is fucking delusional. He'd be lucky to get much over original sticker price (what, 25k, right?) for a perfectly preserved garage queen model of that car. I wonder if he thinks he can scam his way out of the debt by sacrificing susan for 10x her value. He seems that retarded.

 

[guest]

That piece of shit is worth $8k-9k tops if we're being extremely generous, and it's probably going to break down in a couple years anyway.

 

[guest]

You should get one of these, Fat! They run pretty good!

 

[CompoundBasement]

That piece of shit is worth $8k-9k tops if we're being extremely generous, and it's probably going to break down in a couple years anyway.

He never works on that stupid car beyond rubbing Mother's wax on it and it's never been professionally maintained by expert mechanics, or he would've bragged about it.

"Here's Susan on the lift getting her yearly glowup by [whatever Wisconsin shop he thinks he's a celebrity client at]. I take care of my lady."

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Quasis mustang.

 

[MasterPosHonor]

Every parking lot?

Nigga you go to 3 places, and one of them is home.

"in every parking lot" = some local drunk who is also at Hooligans all the time

 

[Milk74]

That's trippy

 

[CompoundBasement]

what can you get for -50k ?

Fatso's wife, apparently.

 

[iBangedQuasi]

You should get one of these, Fat! They run pretty good!
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Fag

 

[iBangedQuasi]

what can you get for -50k ?

A used beat to death 911 turbo. Corvette pre C8 except a ZR1

 

[guest]

Fag

Worth it to annoy Fat. You know he secretly wants one.

 

[CompoundBasement]

A used beat to death 911 turbo. Corvette pre C8 except a ZR1

I think that was a minus ( - ) sign next to the "$50k" not an approximate ( ~ ). Fatso owes Quasi ~$50k.

 

[SFWA liaison]

Susan worth $50k and Milwaukee is going to be prime real estate on a global scale in 30 years, teeming with Saudi royalty

not delusional in the slightest, child

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

We've been over this, childs of the night. The Rustang's realistic value is around $4k which means only an idiot would spend over $6k on it.

15 years, over 100k miles. A 20 year old Merc with low miles and one old lady owner costs $2k and is probably still the smarter purchase.

 

[SFWA liaison]

He thought he would be able to afford to trade in Susan for something better at the end of 2015, from pat's .com:

from getting a newer car after 3 years of ownership to "bragging" about owning the same 15yo piece of crap hhaha

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Pats been fantasizing about buying a new car for years.

 

[Stent]

If he performs his standup routine on public transport again, he'll be making money from traveling around town.