15 years old ? Pretty sus Patrick

[iBangedQuasi]

Literally no one compliments your old Rustang you fat faggot

 

[guest]

I’m sure it is something like “wow, that piece of shit still runs? Incredible!”

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

50k to match her? Pats been sniffing glue, you can get newer used Hellcats for 40k

 

[SFWA liaison]

lol he literally has a lien on his property, "can't bring myself" btw

recently someone posted an old tweet in which he said he had plans to buy another Mustang. That did not occur.

 

[Meownaw]

Every parking lot? I'm calling bullshit.

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

*jerry Jen eyes*

 

[Safka's Enticer]

Look at that dirty ass fucking bumper

 

[Milk74]

Who the fuck takes a picture of their car without it being freshly washed?

Who the fuck constantly takes pictures of their car?

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

It's a fucking green mustang. Real "cool"

 

[guest]

Quasis mustang.

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

What is there to compliment about this car? It's bone stock and unimpressive. It's a lackluster offering in a line of lackluster mustangs, which themselves have always been lackluster cars.

No one is complimenting him about this car. It's bland af.

 

[guest]

What is there to compliment about this car? It's bone stock and unimpressive. It's a lackluster offering in a line of lackluster mustangs, which themselves have always been lackluster cars.

No one is complimenting him about this car. It's bland af.

You wish you knew how to apply tire shine like Torque Wheeler

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Pat its a $5k car with over 100k miles multiple accidents and the same horsepower as a camry.

 

[RobertMewler]

What is there to compliment about this car? It's bone stock and unimpressive. It's a lackluster offering in a line of lackluster mustangs, which themselves have always been lackluster cars.

No one is complimenting him about this car. It's bland af.

Wrong as always, stlaker. It has hand-sewn seats courtesy of an expert leathersmith, windmill installer, and rodeo bull inseminator.

 

[Suetonius]

*jerry Jen eyes*

Quasis mustang.

 

[CompoundBasement]

Never garaged. Sits out with no cover whatsoever in the elements, especially snow and rain, in a ghetto trash can and dumpster filled alleyway year round. High mileage. Bought used. Obese man wearing out the driver's seat. Meme car for rubes who've likely never even watched the original "Bullitt" film.

Yeah, a real desirable hunk of rusty shit.

 

[Stent]

A fat middle-aged white guy from the Midwest driving a Mustang? Stealthy!

 

[RickReternal]

Confirmed that Pat wants a new car and is very tired of and maybe even embarrassed by this one, despite the sweet sound system he installed.

Got it. Received.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Every parking lot?

Nigga you go to 3 places, and one of them is home.