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12-1-23 Shots Fired

KaNAMBLA Harris

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Is a mince and cheese pie the original chop chee?

Dully?
Parra.
Even bettah.

Oi dunno mayte, but oi do loik gettin fucked in me ahhsss by black peeple

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For the last time, I am NOT Jeff Bridges!
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So... Do these New York fucks just use packaged cheese?

God damn it, go to a fucking deli. And get a good onion, I don't care how you cut it, but get an organic white or red.

Looks like plastic on mashed shit.
 
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You think you know what a chop CHEE looks like? I doubt it. I've been ordering them from bodegas before they even had a name. If you think you've got what it takes to step up to the plate, think again. Have a seat. Get comfortable because I'm about to take you so deep into the culinary abyss you won't even dream about coming back.

Step 1: Brown Meat

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Step 2: CHOP

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Step 3: CHEE

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Step 4: More CHEE

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Step 5: Cross section that bitch on some foil like a real A-rab

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Was it worth it? Sacrifices are always worth it for the greater good. That's one cast iron pan I won't be re-seasoning.

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Nice running three weeks ago's bit into the ground, tardster. Maybe this belongs in the Adam Libby section? Since you know it's about a retard trying to learn how to cook and live on his own (with a lot of outside help lol)
 
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