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reminder: the oldest zoomers are in like their mid 20s, they're already out of college
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Boomers: could play outside, 3 TV channels, toys were a box car/GI Joe with handchop action
There's a lot of boomers I see on my commute to work on the subway that I want to toss in front of an express train.As much as I hate zoomers, boomers sold our culture, identity, and country off piecemeal for their faggot 401s and cruise trips. This husk of a nation can only ever produce zoomers from this point on.
If our generation were teleported into an alternate universe where we were in the boomers' place we wouldn't have done any betterAs much as I hate zoomers, boomers sold our culture, identity, and country off piecemeal for their faggot 401s and cruise trips. This husk of a nation can only ever produce zoomers from this point on.
you forgot zoomers are obsessed with streaming. They passively watch people play videogames more than they actually play them. Fucking queersBoomers: could play outside, 3 TV channels, toys were a box car/GI Joe with handchop action
Millenials: could play outside, used TV guide channel to find shows, toys in abundance, could play some video games
Zoomers: only have video games, social media, and faggotry to the point that they'll ask me to stop using the f-word like Patrick did when I'm playing online and some is being a faggot
While that's a very deterministic point of view, I would mostly agree. That being said the most aggravating aspect of the situation is their arrogance and willful ignorance to the mess they've created. The "I got mine, fuck the children" attitude is vile. They're unrepentant and gay.If our generation were teleported into an alternate universe where we were in the boomers' place we wouldn't have done any better
They're almost entirely retired and have no fear of losing their income stream while everyone else is looking at a dark future.While that's a very deterministic point of view, I would mostly agree. That being said the most aggravating aspect of the situation is their arrogance and willful ignorance to the mess they've created. The "I got mine, fuck the children" attitude is vile. They're unrepentant and gay.
He sounds molestedI used to work with this 19 year old zoomer who was the man. Really fucking funny kid. We were walking to our cars one day and he asks me if this one really effeminate probable faggot in another department was a faggot.
"Yo is (guy) a faggot? I usually don't have a problem with faggots but he's just a huge faggot, yknow what I mean?"
All the girls wanted to fuck him and I later found out that he was funny because he'd had a horrific upbringing. But the beauty was I never found out through him directly because he never talked about it. He just ruled. Used to bully the autistic guy we worked with that nobody liked too. All around great guy.
even shooting the dude wouldn't redeem a fortnight dancerThey're not all bad
It's truly amazing to me how irrelevant and unspoken of gen X is. and I love that Zoomers are going to be the exact sameBoomer hate is retarded, especially since it's just a retread of boomers hating their parents and grandparents.
Nice circle of life, stupid.
I'm glad as a Gen Xer to be largely forgotten. Gimme "Down in a Hole" and a container of coffee and let the other muckity muck generations sort it out.
Kid with the skateboard is sitting there embarrassed of his faggy classmates.
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