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Beans all the wayWWAW beans vs no beans in chili?
Thank you, sport. That's very kind.You’re a bright one, Mr Vigoda.
Gotta have beans or you're fucking up. One time I ordered chili from some faggy hippie cafe and it had no beans, tofu instead of meat and fucking soggy banana chunks in it. It said nothing about being vegan or anything. I was pissed. I didn't even ask for my money back, I just went back in, made eye contact with the cashier and set it on the counter and left.WWAW beans vs no beans in chili?
Im not from texas so I dont give a shit either way. Seems texans are the only ones that die on that hill.WWAW beans vs no beans in chili?
I'm Canadian and I'll tell you right now, if you don't put beans in your chili, you haven't made chili, you've made spaghetti sauce.Im not from texas so I dont give a shit either way. Seems texans are the only ones that die on that hill.
Yeah it’s a Texas thing. I personally don’t give a shit but I’ve talked to people who are super serious about not putting beans in chili. Culinary dogma is pretty silly if you ask meIm not from texas so I dont give a shit either way. Seems texans are the only ones that die on that hill.
Banana chunks???Gotta have beans or you're fucking up. One time I ordered chili from some faggy hippie cafe and it had no beans, tofu instead of meat and fucking soggy banana chunks in it. It said nothing about being vegan or anything. I was pissed. I didn't even ask for my money back, I just went back in, made eye contact with the cashier and set it on the counter and left.
Beans all day longWWAW beans vs no beans in chili?
Yeah it took me a few seconds to even figure out what this mushy shit was, I genuinely almost puked at first, I thought someone was fucking with me.Banana chunks???
That’s really unthinkably disgusting. I don’t mind banana, but in a savory dish like chili? Jesus Christ.Yeah it took me a few seconds to even figure out what this mushy shit was, I genuinely almost puked at first, I thought someone was fucking with me.
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Sounds like a skyline. Extra hot sauce please!I'm Canadian and I'll tell you right now, if you don't put beans in your chili, you haven't made chili, you've made spaghetti sauce.
I WILL die on that hill. I will die for what is right.
Spaghetti sauce? Please tell me you dont use ground beef in spaghetti sauce. I'm from Chicago but my family has a place in Wisconsin and those rubes all make spaghetti with hamburger meat. It should be illegal.I'm Canadian and I'll tell you right now, if you don't put beans in your chili, you haven't made chili, you've made spaghetti sauce.
I WILL die on that hill. I will die for what is right.
I do. What kind of meat do you put in bolognese sauce?Spaghetti sauce? Please tell me you dont use ground beef in spaghetti sauce. I'm from Chicago but my family has a place in Wisconsin and those rubes all make spaghetti with hamburger meat. It should be illegal.
Hamburger meat is fine for a quick sauce, but old school Italians frown on that. They'll use ground Italian sausage or they make "Red Lead":I do. What kind of meat do you put in bolognese sauce?
We rag on the shitloaf but no one mentions the green beans are unblanched and probably raw. And the nigger didn't remove the tipsI'd rather have Patrick's beef Wellington.
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Half pork, quarter beef, quarter veal is the only wayI do. What kind of meat do you put in bolognese sauce?
Half pork, quarter beef, quarter veal is the only way
What's that like?made eye contact
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