Youtube tutorials hate thread

[guest]

I often have to turn to a video tutorial if I need help figuring out a knitting stitch or embroidery technique, etc. You're forced to look at others' hands when it comes to these kinds of tutorials.

I cannot stand it when people have either; Indian accents, shitty accents of any other kind, ugly fingernails/knobby/black hands. SORRY!

Look at this shit:

You are dreaming if you think I'm going to watch this woman walk me through a crochet tutorial with those fugly old knuckles and nasty nails.

I just want to learn from a generic white person with pleasing hands.

Also, fuck off if your intro starts with a quirky, happy, "Hi, guys!!!" and takes 3 minutes of blather before you teach me what I came to you for.

subhuman hands, sorry...its giving me the jitters.

 

[Punished Dan Mullen]

subhuman hands, sorry...its giving me the jitters.

Which side is the shit scooping one

 

[guest]

Which side is the shit scooping one

it reminds me of a witch's hands...all knarly and decrepit. I bet Carol's hands are like this but also with a lot of liver spots.

 

[RobertMewler]

subhuman hands, sorry...its giving me the jitters.

Dude, try watching the video without getting skeeved. Can't do it.

Shitty hands, horrible accent, terrible background music. Oh, and she's left-handed!

Start at 33 seconds if it doesn't start there automatically:

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

It really bugs the shit out of me when guys have long fingernails. You look like Nosferatu and no one wants that in their pussy. It also tells me that they have a faggy job. If I had long nails they'd get smashed off my hands in a day.

 

[Punished Dan Mullen]

It really bugs the shit out of me when guys have long fingernails. You look like Nosferatu and no one wants that in their pussy. It also tells me that they have a faggy job. If I had long nails they'd get smashed off my hands in a day.

Even worse if they keep one long, so it's either his booger finger or something that has to do with drugs

 

[HatRemovalService]

after the first 3 minutes they always gotta plug some shitty sponsor, the meat and potatoes of the info is usually 45-60 seconds of a 13 min video

 

[diane]

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