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ChildSpitTake

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when you're a nutjob the voices on the radio start speaking to you.
i heard anthony cumia in the most disgusted voice say "did you hear about the single mom..." and tore into me about how my baby daddy keeping me up all night describing how he would kill me was my fault
if that's not what you're experiencing then you're good.
One thing I forgot to ask is if nana called you a nigger and if she had any HAHAHA-HOLY SHIT moments or even regular jokes throughout this imaginary show that you listened to
 

captain_kamala

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One thing I forgot to ask is if nana called you a nigger and if she had any HAHAHA-HOLY SHIT moments or even regular jokes throughout this imaginary show that you listened to
he couldn't say the n word out right, but he definitely implied it. and no it was not funny it was just a racial rant like when he went off on trayvon martin after he got lost.
 

captain_kamala

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literally you guys i leaped to my laptop to mute it and could not turn the thing off loll. i was later admitted to the psych hospital on a 3 day hold because i was "grossly psychotic" i told the psychiatrist there was a pr campaign against me.. the clear channel billboards in my neighborhood, o&a, they were all in on it.
 
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literally you guys i leaped to my laptop to mute it and could not turn the thing off loll. i was later admitted to the psych hospital on a 3 day hold because i was "grossly psychotic" i told the psychiatrist there was a pr campaign against me.. the clear channel billboards in my neighborhood, o&a, they were all in on it.
Ok fine I take it back your nuts, sorry I doubted you.
 
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literally you guys i leaped to my laptop to mute it and could not turn the thing off loll. i was later admitted to the psych hospital on a 3 day hold because i was "grossly psychotic" i told the psychiatrist there was a pr campaign against me.. the clear channel billboards in my neighborhood, o&a, they were all in on it.

That’s some scary shit. That’s one of my biggest fears losing my mind like that, not being able to distinguish reality from fantasy. You all better now?
 

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literally you guys i leaped to my laptop to mute it and could not turn the thing off loll. i was later admitted to the psych hospital on a 3 day hold because i was "grossly psychotic" i told the psychiatrist there was a pr campaign against me.. the clear channel billboards in my neighborhood, o&a, they were all in on it.
Do you just have legitimate bouts of insanity or was this an amphetamine fueled mental break?
 

ShutYourCakeHorn

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i have schizophrenia lmao. this was my 2nd of 4 hospitalizations i've had so far. i was diagnosed in 2016. it's good times overall. the problem comes when i decide i'm cured and stop taking my meds. i'm doing good now.
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when you're a nutjob the voices on the radio start speaking to you.
i heard anthony cumia in the most disgusted voice say "did you hear about the single mom..." and tore into me about how my baby daddy keeping me up all night describing how he would kill me was my fault
if that's not what you're experiencing then you're good.
Wut about dem voice from da toaster? Wut dey say?
 

Consensual Rapist

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i have schizophrenia lmao. this was my 2nd of 4 hospitalizations i've had so far. i was diagnosed in 2016. it's good times overall. the problem comes when i decide i'm cured and stop taking my meds. i'm doing good now.
Crazy Jen?
 

SoloJoeAcousticShow

Ain't it fun?
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i bought my toaster (toaster oven) from a guy in the grocery store parking lot for $10
Derailing the thread, but what do you think of these supposed simulation videos?
Are they as fake and gay as I assume they must be? It can't be that fuckin, I guess uncomplicated.

Warning, this may trigger you and fuck up your shit I guess.. I warned you.



You don't litereally hear outside voices or do you?
Because I had that happen to me once on shrooms, and it really skeeved me out.
I heard a literal "stranger" voice in the room calling out my name 2-3 times.

I only interacted with one full-blown schizo before during civil service, where I actually was responsible for him working in the warehouse.
He never had any bad episode during my stay, just minor hallucinating and sometimes he had to leave early because he "had enough" basically.

It was really fun to chain smoke with him as he got kind of lucid during getting a nice dose of nicotine and we almost became kind of buddies over it. Miss that guy....
 

captain_kamala

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Derailing the thread, but what do you think of these supposed simulation videos?
Are they as fake and gay as I assume they must be? It can't be that fuckin, I guess uncomplicated.

Warning, this may trigger you and fuck up your shit I guess.. I warned you.



You don't litereally hear outside voices or do you?
Because I had that happen to me once on shrooms, and it really skeeved me out.
I heard a literal "stranger" voice in the room calling out my name 2-3 times.

I only interacted with one full-blown schizo before during civil service, where I actually was responsible for him working in the warehouse.
He never had any bad episode during my stay, just minor hallucinating and sometimes he had to leave early because he "had enough" basically.

It was really fun to chain smoke with him as he got kind of lucid during getting a nice dose of nicotine and we almost became kind of buddies over it. Miss that guy....

that video is fake and gay
yeah i do hear outside voices but they are like people talking right around the corner just out of sight. not like a running commentary in my head like this video. they make it seem like there's some bodyless entity screaming kill yourself but really it's something you know is real saying someting in code so you can pick up on it.
the people on tv, radio, in the toaster talk to me as well.

and yeah the thing about cigarettes is they provide relief from all of it. not patches, gum, vapes, nothing but cigarettes does it.
 
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