Your Turn, Rick

[Caverlock]

Two of your best married friends have recently come out as bi:

Sean Grigsby

Joseph Brassey (you might remember him as the only somewhat physically imposing "pink shirt")

Grigsby had his metalhead tough-guy persona; Brassey had his swords and armor tough-guy persona; you have your barroom brawler tough-guy persona. The speech, the mannerisms, and sharing hotel rooms with confirmed bachelor Rakdaddy? It's not fooling anyone.

Let it go, man. Your self-hatred is killing you and making you act like an asshole.

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

"Oh no, I got called out for being a faggot in middle school and I turned out to be a faggot." Nobody cares, duuuuuuude. You were thinking about your dick sandwich way more than they were.

 

[guest]

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[MySecondFatterAccount]

"Oh no, I got called out for being a faggot in middle school and I turned out to be a faggot." Nobody cares, duuuuuuude. You were thinking about your dick sandwich way more than they were.

Right. All their friends are like " WE KNOW!"

 

[Caverlock]

Right. All their friends are like " WE KNOW!"

Pre-Coming Out Grigsby on his TikTok singing musicals and Lil NasX songs:

 

[AliceWorquer]

"Boys would beg their moms to not put bananas in their lunch"

What school experience did this guy have? That is some very obscure projection going on. Just dont eat the fucking banana in public if you care that much.

 

[MySecondFatterAccount]

"Boys would beg their moms to not put bananas in their lunch"

What school experience did this guy have? That is some very obscure projection going on. Just dont eat the fucking banana in public if you care that much.

I just remember him being a firefighter. Im sure Pat isnt his type.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Hey, faggots - nobody cares.

 

[FurBurger]

"Oh no, I got called out for being a faggot in middle school and I turned out to be a faggot."

I'd like to point out that Pat thinks that high school has absolutely no impact on adult life, thus invalidating this closeted queer's lived experience:

Also, is there an over/under on when this Grigsby character realises that not only did he hide his homosexuality for over a decade because he was worried about what people would think, but that he also married his bridge troll of a wife* to throw them off the scent?


* I'm assuming that she's ugly, but I've yet to see one of Pat's associate's wives that couldn't stop a clock by looking at it.

 

[MySecondFatterAccount]

I'd like to point out that Pat thinks that high school has absolutely no impact on adult life, thus invalidating this closeted queer's lived experience:

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Also, is there an over/under on when this Grigsby character realises that not only did he hide his homosexuality for over a decade because he was worried about what people would think, but that he also married his bridge troll of a wife* to throw them off the scent?


* I'm assuming that she's ugly, but I've yet to see one of Pat's associate's wives that couldn't stop a clock by looking at it.

Pat wasnt even a nerd in high school. He was an awkward idiot.

 

[Podcasting 101]

Grigsby is a very visible bisexual. See, he he's fat.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Who are these people?seriously the only person I know is Pat

 

[guest]

 

[Brooke Shields]

why, how would he know that kids BEGGED their moms not to put fuckin bananas in their lunch?

Also that many moms packed lunch for their fat high schoolers? School lunch cost like 1.80 in the 2010s

 

[Cyberatorquer]

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This tweet is not doctored and not the only instance he talks about his mother like that.

very sick, very mentally stunted and very fat.

 

[Dog Eater]

why, how would he know that kids BEGGED their moms not to put fuckin bananas in their lunch?

Also that many moms packed lunch for their fat high schoolers? School lunch cost like 1.80 in the 2010s

Noooo mother please you know I can’t eat a banana without putting my other hand on the back of my head.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

I’ll admit we used to make fun of kids for eating bananas in 7th grade.

“YOU LOOK LIKE YOU’RE EATING A DICK DUDE HA HA HO LEE SHIT”

We were based as f

 

[Ladynyahh]

Two of your best married friends have recently come out as bi:

Sean Grigsby
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Joseph Brassey (you might remember him as the only somewhat physically imposing "pink shirt")
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Grigsby had his metalhead tough-guy persona; Brassey had his swords and armor tough-guy persona; you have your barroom brawler tough-guy persona. The speech, the mannerisms, and sharing hotel rooms with confirmed bachelor Rakdaddy? It's not fooling anyone.

Let it go, man. Your self-hatred is killing you and making you act like an asshole.
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Reminder that he is a "boring straight CIS male"

 

[Bigsmooth]

Pat's not bi tho. He's just a huge huge faggot

 

[Dog Eater]

Bisexual is not a thing anyway, you put one in your mouth and that’s it, you’re a cock sucker for life.