Your Mom’s Box

[Angel Martin]

Holee shit, @BonnieMcFarlaneMe2 is dead?

You bored him to death. Nice job, Superintendent Liban.

 

[ElectricLightKazooII]

WHA HAPPEN?!

 

[DMAN]

If you’re going to kill yourself, do it in a BIG dramatic Opie & Anthony related way…. You could make this a lot funnier for all of us.

 

[Chive Turkey]

The police after they find your body in three weeks:

 

[RoTheHo69]

I thought I might do the same and realized I had nothing sturdy enough in my apartment to hang myself off. I confided in a friend I had these thoughts and she told her faggot boyfriend. Next time I'm going to the train tracks. It's so much easier.

Knock it off spade.

 

[Chuck Berry's Toilet Cams]

I’m not buying it

 

[Chuck Berry's Toilet Cams]

Bon??!!?

 

[NeedFana]

I thought I might do the same and realized I had nothing sturdy enough in my apartment to hang myself off. I confided in a friend I had these thoughts and she told her faggot boyfriend. Next time I'm going to the train tracks. It's so much easier.

You don’t have any doorknobs?

 

[Turk February]

You don’t have any doorknobs?

You think a doorknob could secure a human's weight? What are you? New?

 

[NeedFana]

You think a doorknob could secure a human's weight? What are you? New?

Didn’t Robin Williams just tie a belt or something around his neck? Where did that guy from Kungfu hang from? Gotta be lots of options

 

[NeedFana]

I wonder what Bonnie used

 

[Turk February]

This is slightly unrelated but I'm not a big guy. I'm 160 pounds. 6 feet. I have drunkenly and very easily taken out doors to my own apartment when I lost my keys and just reported it as a break in the next day.

 

[Farmer Brown]

Choke yourself.

 

[RoTheHo69]

Choke yourself.

DON'T PULL MY FUCKIN HAND OVER I SAID CHOKE YOURSELF
NOW LEAN FORWARD AND CHOKE YOURSELF

 

[Turk February]

I know in the movies they "kick down" the door. But the shoulder is much more effective.

 

[RoTheHo69]

I know in the movies they "kick down" the door. But the shoulder is much more effective.

What movie?

 

[Turk February]

What movie?

I don't know. Maybe I'm thinking of CSI which isn't a movie.

 

[RoTheHo69]

I don't know. Maybe I'm thinking of CSI which isn't a movie.

It's a moving pictcha and that's what counts.

 

[Turk February]

I swear there are tonnes of movies where people kick down doors.

 

[RoTheHo69]

I swear there are tonnes of movies where people kick down doors.

I'll take your word for it but don't let it happen again.