Your Favorite Eurovision Rejects So Far

[Turk February]

I do "Susuma the Despondent Pokemon Writer" I have no idea what she does.

 

[guest]

I do "Susuma the Despondent Pokemon Writer" I have no idea what she does.

You do the jerk off every night before bed, you wifeless chump

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[T-t-t-Terry!]

No for real though that's sad.
I feel sad for you, Turk




Pathetic

 

[Turk February]

You do the jerk off every night before bed, you wifeless chump

my wife left me because I am a karateka, thats japanese for a practioner of the ancient oriental art of karate, and she knew I could die in combat, or as the Japanese call it, Kombat.

 

[guest]

my wife left me because I am a karateka, thats japanese for a practioner of the ancient oriental art of karate, and she knew I could die in combat, or as the Japanese call it, Kombat.

Also, she didn't want to get karatAIDS

 

[Turk February]

Also, she didn't want to get karatAIDS

well, the way to avoid that is a karekondom, but thats a very sophisticated martial arts technique

 

[guest]

well, the way to avoid that is a karekondom, but thats a very sophisticated martial arts technique

Karakondom isn't REAL karate. You aren't getting skin on skin contact with your opponent.

 

[Turk February]

Karakondom isn't REAL karate. You aren't getting skin on skin contact with your opponent.

a gay may with aids going KIYA is the most frightening thing in the world.

 

[guest]

a gay may with aids going KIYA is the most frightening thing in the world.

I wonder if there's some kind of MMA club for people with AIDS.

 

[Turk February]

I wonder if there's some kind of MMA club for people with AIDS.

I think if you have HIV you can compete. I think I read something about it.

 

[guest]

I think if you have HIV you can compete. I think I read something about it.

LMFAO AIDS

 

[guest]

I'm happy that I steered the Eurovision ship right into the AIDS iceberg

 

[Turk February]

I'm happy that I steered the Eurovision ship right into the AIDS iceberg

derailing threads is what we're all about here.

 

[guest]

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my pick for winner so far

Good stuff, Finland has been sending bangers for the last 2 years.

 

[Turk February]

Good stuff, Finland has been sending bangers for the last 2 years.

unofficial winners of last year, the audience overwhelmingly liked them, fucking judges fucked it up, Cha Cha Cha is still on my play list

 

[Turk February]

For those who missed it, this was Finlands entry last year, it absolutely fucking rules

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Cha Cha Cha is still on my play list

Mine too.

 

[Turk February]

Mine too.

this is not kaarija! You have fooled me and embarrassed me. I will take my revenge one day.

 

[Turk February]

Iceland doesn't stand a chance but I like that someone submitted a drum and bass rave song

 

[Turk February]

norway got a good one, again, doesn't stand a chance