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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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Young, suicidal CQ
- Thread starter DeadWithoutMyDavid
- Start date
Also MC Hammer
I never saw it besides that one music video but someone here says that he looks like a 30 year old dressed as a teenager then someone informed him that was da bit.
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THAT WAS ME!
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Cawdfish
How on earth was CQ meant to play Dr Evil's son in Austin Powers?
Turning that movie down because “I’m doing my own thing right now” is such a funny misstep in his career.
Cawdfish
Yeah, but Colin was 40 when that movie came out. Not sure how that would've worked.
I don’t really remember much about the movies.
True. How could anyone take the Austin Powers franchise seriously if they cast a man that was too old? It would have been a laughing stock.
Cawdfish
No, no, Austin Powers is a comedy. They'd want it to be a laughing stock.
- Blonde bimbos without giant asses or tattoos
- Little to no black people
- Crude sexist humor celebrated
- Brian Bosworth
That's the bit. It would have been 10x better with a 40 year old guy playing his son. Just look at his role on Larry Sanders.
Well, Dr. Evil was frozen for 30 years (1967 - 1997), so his son should be atleast 30. It would definitely be possible for him to have a 40 year old son. Technically, Seth Green was too young for the part as he would have been born while his dad was frozen.
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The Ns were fun. They the are mean now and want to kill whitey
He was born when his dad was frozen. He was supposed to be a clone of Dr. Evil when they thought they’d never thaw him out. It got retconned in Goldmember that he’s just his biological son with the German henchwoman and was conceived in the 70s, which would fit Seth Green’s age.
Don’t worry guys. The important thing is that the timeline makes sense and we can still enjoy the Powers trilogy.
WWAWD getting a taste of Kari Wuhrer's butthole? Just a taste.