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A young boy was standing on the edge of a cliff with tears in his eyes when Paul Weimer came walking up the trail.
"What are you doing there?" Paul asked
The boy replied "I'm going to jump and kill myself! I've been sexually abused my whole life and just want to end it all."
Paul thought for a moment and asked "Well if you're determined to do this, could I just molest you one last time? I haven't had any sex since I fingerblasted a fat chick at a museum decades ago"
The young boy was horrified "No you sick creep! What's wrong with you?" and he began to lean over the ledge. As he did, Paul began to walk back down the trail
"Hey, where are you going? Aren't you even going to try to talk me out of it?"
"Oh no," said Weimer "I'm going to go wait at the bottom"
"What are you doing there?" Paul asked
The boy replied "I'm going to jump and kill myself! I've been sexually abused my whole life and just want to end it all."
Paul thought for a moment and asked "Well if you're determined to do this, could I just molest you one last time? I haven't had any sex since I fingerblasted a fat chick at a museum decades ago"
The young boy was horrified "No you sick creep! What's wrong with you?" and he began to lean over the ledge. As he did, Paul began to walk back down the trail
"Hey, where are you going? Aren't you even going to try to talk me out of it?"
"Oh no," said Weimer "I'm going to go wait at the bottom"