You'd think Paul Weimer would love this place

[DominusOdium]

We give him all the humiliation and attention he craves, and much like those secret pictures on his computer, there's alot of immature dicks and childish assholes.

See, because he's a pedophile. Hi Paul! Learn to tie a knot and climb a stool you creep.

 

[DominusOdium]

Paul Weimer is walking a child out of the main hall at Worldcon and down the service stairs to the dark, creepy basement of the building. The kid looks up and says "Mr. Weimer, I'm scared of this place" and Paul says, "You think you're scared? I have to walk back out of here alone!"

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Remember when he cried on that stream? But before he even said anything he just clenched his little rat fists up against his cheeks and bared his little rat teeth at the camera for like 5 seconds? Weirdest expression of rage I've ever seen.

 

[Turk February]

Wed all jack him off while listening to shortparis too

 

[DominusOdium]

Remember when he cried on that stream? But before he even said anything he just clenched his little rat fists up against his cheeks and bared his little rat teeth at the camera for like 5 seconds? Weirdest expression of rage I've ever seen.

I think of it randomly and laugh sometimes. Nobody was even doing anything, just shitting up the chat a bit. What a disgusting little mutant.

 

[CruisinColin]

Remember when he cried on that stream? But before he even said anything he just clenched his little rat fists up against his cheeks and bared his little rat teeth at the camera for like 5 seconds? Weirdest expression of rage I've ever seen.

Please somebody link me this.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Please somebody link me this.

I'd like to see it again too. It's fucking bizarre. He just silently shows the camera his fucked up teeth while clenching his fists against his cheeks/chin for a weird amount of time. And then he says something about not having anything better to do than make Paul cry and his voice cracks when he says it. If I wasn't so sure that he's a degenerate creep I'd feel sorry for him.

 

[DominusOdium]

I'll give Patrick this, he's a better runner than Paul Weimer. That guy is always coming in a little behind.

 

[DominusOdium]

I'd like to see it again too. It's fucking bizarre. He just silently shows the camera his fucked up teeth while clenching his fists against his cheeks/chin for a weird amount of time. And then he says something about not having anything better to do than make Paul cry and his voice cracks when he says it. If I wasn't so sure that he's a degenerate creep I'd feel sorry for him.

It's in one of the CWC vids I'm almost certain.

Edit: There's a piece of it at 1:02 in this one, full freakout at 13:14:


Even the beaner wife beater thinks he's better than Paul "I can't get into hockey because I always lose interest after the first period" Weimer

 

[BoomerSperg]

Remember when he cried on that stream? But before he even said anything he just clenched his little rat fists up against his cheeks and bared his little rat teeth at the camera for like 5 seconds? Weirdest expression of rage I've ever seen.

"They're bullying me, a 55 year old man! These, these fucking chuds!!!"

Then he bares his horrific gerbil teeth at the camera and goes off to scream and cry without muting his mic.

Revolting pedophile behavior.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

"They're bullying me, a 55 year old man! These, these fucking chuds!!!"

Then he bares his horrific gerbil teeth at the camera and goes off to scream and cry without muting his mic.

Revolting pedophile behavior.

That nightmare I had about him trying to molest me as a teenager was so fucking haunting and freaky because after I was like "fuck no" and bolted out the door I could hear this pathetic wailing that kept getting louder and that's exactly what he did on that stream. So honestly, I'm gonna say that experience was way more traumatic for me than it was for Paul. I'm still trying to learn how to lucid dream so I can turn the tables and rape him before he can rape me in the dream world.

 

[Pat the Simp]

"They're bullying me, a 55 year old man! These, these fucking chuds!!!"

Then he bares his horrific gerbil teeth at the camera and goes off to scream and cry without muting his mic.

Revolting pedophile behavior.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Paul went to Macy's because he heard boys pants were half off.

 

[kingship75]

That nightmare I had about him trying to molest me as a teenager was so fucking haunting and freaky because after I was like "fuck no" and bolted out the door I could hear this pathetic wailing that kept getting louder and that's exactly what he did on that stream. So honestly, I'm gonna say that experience was way more traumatic for me than it was for Paul. I'm still trying to learn how to lucid dream so I can turn the tables and rape him before he can rape me in the dream world.

I can hardly wait for the day we’re able to record our dreams and share them with others.

 

[DominusOdium]

Paul went to Macy's because he heard boys pants were half off.

It's easier for him that way.

You know, one time Paul was driving to take some pictures at a science fiction convention when the police pulled him over. After checking ID they said, "We're sorry to pull you over Mr Weimer, but we're looking for a child molester."

Paul thought for a moment and declared "Alright I'll do it!"

 

[FranksWirecutters]

if anyone ends up checking out early in this universe (other than off topic cancer) its this guy.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

A kid was playing around in a vacant lot and found a welding helmet. As he walked home carrying it, a car pulls over next to him with Paul Weimer behind the wheel.
"Hey kid, you wanna suck my cock?"
"Gee willickers, I sure don't!"
"Okay, how about I suck your cock?"
"Nope!"
"Hmmm. How about I fuck you up the butt?"
"Aw shucks, Mister. I think you must be confused, I'm not really a welder."

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Paul mentioned his child photography to an acquaintance once. His acquaintance asked Paul, "Jeez Paul, is it hard working with kids like that?"

Paul contemplated this silently, then sighed, before responding, "Oh yeah. All the time. But I just wear baggy pants so they won't notice".

 

[FranksWirecutters]

I'm so sorry Paul. I don't want you to kill yourself but if you did it would get the obit over with. Just saying.

 

[DanFielding]

What did the woman say to Paul at the beach?

”Get out of my son.”