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The Torquis de Lard said:
And I suppose we're a merciful lot (says a lot about Pat, really) because he shit-talked Snake FOR NO REASON and then felt that guy's wrath. Snake/Tony could've fucked with him from day one, he had no reason to, but Dan wanted to talk shit about people WHO ACTUALLY CONTRIBUTED TO HIS SHITTY PODCAST.

And, on top of that, actually did doxx people or threatened it. The guy is scum. Fuck him and his troglodyte wife, the nigger fucking shit licker.
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I just feel pity for the guy at this point, he's so desperate for our validation and to be perceived as one of the guys, even after we trashed him and his wife for 4 months straight, it's kinda pathetic at this point.

Does he really think it will work out different than last time, is he truly that delusional?

I cannot imagine the horrors that will be visited upon him. (That's a Colin Quinn reference, Dan)
 
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Dan going to Hooligan's is amusing, but not funny.
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Right, but that then leads to Pat's reaction.... which is funny. Pat's "No! Hoolis for me, not for you!" is funny.

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...he actually went there WITH DOLLS...
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this was his gripe with the majority of us
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There's no "us". The closest thing to an "us" is the old-school posters like Bam, Snake, Abe Vigoda.

And if we are going to pretend that Dan somehow represents us:
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The Alliance shitposted him to insanity.
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...then you're in some sort of teenage girl clique over who's the hottest member of One Direction. How's that look?

Pat's been assuring the world that this place is full of cut-throat atalker assassins who are out to kill him. One finally shows up, and he's armed with.... crocheted dolls, which makes all of Pat's claims look suspect. Pat even called the cops... but he's not going to show them the live stream, because the dolls make him look like a histrionic idiot. Pat's talked about it on twitter, and he can link Dan's other video.... but not the one with the dollies. With a better soundtrack ("So Pat spent $150k of the SFWA's money suing someone for calling him a fat idiot, and lost because that not libel, it's a testable fact") he wouldn't have been able to link that either.

Pat's reaction is funny to me, and so is the reaction of the poor cop who had to listen to him, and I don't care what level of foul debasement Dan had to subject himself to make me laugh.
 
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Right, but that then leads to Pat's reaction.... which is funny. Pat's "No! Hoolis for me, not for you!" is funny.



There's no "us". The closest thing to an "us" is the old-school posters like Bam, Snake, Abe Vigoda.

And if we are going to pretend that Dan somehow represents us:

...then you're in some sort of teenage girl clique over who's the hottest member of One Direction. How's that look?

Pat's been assuring the world that this place is full of cut-throat atalker assassins who are out to kill him. One finally shows up, and he's armed with.... crocheted dolls, which makes all of Pat's claims look suspect. Pat even called the cops... but he's not going to show them the live stream, because the dolls make him look like a histrionic idiot. Pat's talked about it on twitter, and he can link Dan's other video.... but not the one with the dollies. With a better soundtrack ("So Pat spent $150k of the SFWA's money suing someone for calling him a fat idiot, and lost because that not libel, it's a testable fact") he wouldn't have been able to link that either.

That's funny to me, and I don't care what level of foul debasement Dan had to subject himself to make me laugh.
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Old school posters? Most of us have been here for the same amount of time since mid 2010s you weird faggot.

The only old school posters are the wackbag ones.
 
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Right, but that then leads to Pat's reaction.... which is funny. Pat's "No! Hoolis for me, not for you!" is funny.



There's no "us". The closest thing to an "us" is the old-school posters like Bam, Snake, Abe Vigoda.

And if we are going to pretend that Dan somehow represents us:

...then you're in some sort of teenage girl clique over who's the hottest member of One Direction. How's that look?

Pat's been assuring the world that this place is full of cut-throat atalker assassins who are out to kill him. One finally shows up, and he's armed with.... crocheted dolls, which makes all of Pat's claims look suspect. Pat even called the cops... but he's not going to show them the live stream, because the dolls make him look like a histrionic idiot. Pat's talked about it on twitter, and he can link Dan's other video.... but not the one with the dollies. With a better soundtrack ("So Pat spent $150k of the SFWA's money suing someone for calling him a fat idiot, and lost because that not libel, it's a testable fact") he wouldn't have been able to link that either.

That's funny to me, and I don't care what level of foul debasement Dan had to subject himself to make me laugh.
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Nigga, your serious?

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FurBurger said:
Right, but that then leads to Pat's reaction.... which is funny. Pat's "No! Hoolis for me, not for you!" is funny.



There's no "us". The closest thing to an "us" is the old-school posters like Bam, Snake, Abe Vigoda.

And if we are going to pretend that Dan somehow represents us:

...then you're in some sort of teenage girl clique over who's the hottest member of One Direction. How's that look?

Pat's been assuring the world that this place is full of cut-throat atalker assassins who are out to kill him. One finally shows up, and he's armed with.... crocheted dolls, which makes all of Pat's claims look suspect. Pat even called the cops... but he's not going to show them the live stream, because the dolls make him look like a histrionic idiot. Pat's talked about it on twitter, and he can link Dan's other video.... but not the one with the dollies. With a better soundtrack ("So Pat spent $150k of the SFWA's money suing someone for calling him a fat idiot, and lost because that not libel, it's a testable fact") he wouldn't have been able to link that either.

Pat's reaction is funny to me, and so is the reaction of the poor cop who had to listen to him, and I don't care what level of foul debasement Dan had to subject himself to make me laugh.
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I've told you this before in another thread: you're a retard in denial. Stop being obtuse.

I just explained to you that Dan's method is not totally unwelcome here insofar as it fucks with Pat. His behaviour and way about going about the forums (including KF) killed a lot of our credibility, and he hypocritically went after Boomia for the bomb scare bullshit which never materialized. His MO was that he wanted clout, some of us saw through it, and he fell apart. Yes, some of the outcome was funny; you know what was also funny? HE'S A FAGGOT WITH AN UGLY WIFE. Talk about providing content, eh?

And now you're onto The Alliance. You dumb fuck. It started off as a feud: who likes the hottest bitches who are famous? Then we branched together and added a crazy amount of famous bitches, to the point where there could be no more feuds. And then we shitposted Dan, among others. And then we added David Lynch + racism, and cemented our legacy. We are UBER SERIOUS.

But we take the whole thing so seriously, don't we? You're the one with the issue. So was Dan. "All we do is post Christina Ricci pictures and call Mews a gook." I get along better with Mews than you do, you stupid cunt.

You're a retard. I told you another time before, I guess I had to tell you again. Also, your dad is a poofter, and I have photographic evidence. Do the multiple paragraph quoting thing again that annoys everybody you feeble minded sack of cum. I'm not going to work tomorrow anyway, nigger.
 
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The Torquis de Lard said:
Do the multiple paragraph quoting thing again that annoys everybody
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As long as it annoys you I'm happy. Anyone else is just a bonus.

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Then we branched together and added a crazy amount of famous bitches... But we take the whole thing so seriously, don't we?
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This is the bit where you're supposed to tell me that you're only pretending to be retarded, preferably in your comedy vampire accent.

As for taking it too seriously...
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[Dan's] behaviour and way about going about the forums... ...killed a lot of our credibility.
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There's no "us"; and you should not put that much emotional investment in an online forum for telling dick jokes. You are taking this waaay to seriously.

As for taking it too seriously...
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I get along better with Mews than you do, you stupid cunt.
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"I'm kinda sorta online friends with a girl! How do ya like them apples!?!"

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I'm not going to work tomorrow anyway, nigger.
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...and like I told you in another thread, I know - you're a NEET, who cares about this shit waaaay too much.

If you build less of your self worth and identity on this place, then you'd see that what Dan did was funny, the reaction it spawned was funny, and you wouldn't care what people think of this place. Shit, I don't tell people I come here, you shouldn't either.
 
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All the dox, all the threats of trying to get me fired from insightsoftware... nothing ended up happening.

You're shit.

I fucking dare you to e-mail my staff members at insightsoftware. I fucking dare you.

Nothing will happen to me.
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You know how it gets around here. You’ll get through it Brotherman.
 
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"I'm kinda sorta online friends with a girl! How do ya like them apples!?!"
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His point was that even though he's called me a fat Chink in the past we're still buds (and there's no hard feelings) and we enjoy the funny together. It has nothing to do with internet gender roles.

The Alliance is just a goof. So many users take them more seriously than they take themselves which makes their bit even funnier (at least to me).
 
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