You must KILL one person from the Fativerse. Who, why and how?

[Danrangutan 🦧]

I’m going to go for Butterknife Noakes or that idiot who claims to be disabled because he is tired, fuck having to pay welfare for wastes of space like them.

 

[BrotherMan1488]

Jackie cuz she has a fat pussy that smells of chronic Yeast infections , she's threatened to dox us putting fellow Brothermens Panera Bread jobs in jeopardy id say she deserves to be tied down have honey poured on her fat ass face so ants and other vermin can slowly feast on her, child

 

[BrotherMan1488]

This is a HYPOTHETICAL question akin to the Fuck, Marry Kill game.

You can’t choose Patrick because the entire Fatfuckiverse collapses without him.

You can only choose ONE. All other characters will remain unharmed into old age.

You must choose or your entire family will be raped to death by a pack of niggers and it will be your fault.


WHO: Jackie Singh
WHY: For the pleasure of seeing the shitskin realise that her actions can have consequences.
HOW: Push her into a pool with the ladder removed like the sims. Stand on her fingers if she tries to get out.

Daddy Like

 

[FranksWirecutters]

Tommy because then mama raven would need someone to live with and pat wouldn't volunteer since it would ruin his airbnb scam. Visiting his grave and decorating it with buttplugs would be good for a laugh. Don't care how it's done... probably just a push down the stairs would do it. Or find 3 black kids to steal his jitterbug phone and knockout game him so pat goes mask off with racism

 

[BUBBLER]

Joe Brouette, Mama needs another yard sale

 

[Sgt Zogbot Delta Operator]

Jackie. Just don't like her.

 

[Random username]

Hildy. Raped.to death by niggers. Irony rules.

 

[chewtoyrapist]

Probably me, but the sky is the limit before that.

 

[Rick Roblinson]

KILL - Dan

FUCK - Anna Maltese

MARRY - Flavia

 

[BUBBLER]

KILL - Dan

FUCK - Anna Maltese

MARRY - Flavia

Kill - Jen Huber's husband

Fuck - Jen Huber

Marry - Saint Alivia

 

[Jenna]

Already used my death wish on Dirty Dom

 

[LeapYearRavioliCap]

Paul, no question

beaten to death with a hugo award by a vengeful father

just to stop his fucking constant whining

 

[kingship75]

@Ace Orenstein yes, they do! Babies can get all their water intake from milk but need 2-3 ounces of water when you give them solid foods in lieu of a bottle. This usually starts getting incorporated into their feeding routine at ~6 months. #BabyFacts

Nice good parenting, stupid.

 

[Kinderman]

Who: Kissless virgin Jón Frimann

How: Throw him into a volcano

Why: Don’t like the cut of his jib

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Paul, no question

beaten to death with a hugo award by a vengeful father

just to stop his fucking constant whining

It took way too long for someone to say Paul

 

[Blurry Niki Enthusiast]

I would happily point a ballistic shield at Jason Sanford for enabling Ooga's grift.

 

[AliceWorquer]

Now that he's here I hope he lives a long and miserable life but I think if I had a time machine I'd gladly go back and have Patrick aborted before he left the womb. I saw on his twitter that fetuses aren't people yet so it's OK.

 

[Dennis Denuto]

Ooga was my first pick but he’s so pathetic and great at grifting dumb white people that I spared him.

I think it would be funny though to toss him in an arena with a couple of lions, like in Ancient Rome.

I honestly kind of like Ooga because he manages to seperate the biggest fools alive from their money

 

[TorqueWheeler]

I guess I should say Jax since she's such an insane cunt who tries to ruin people's lives or HIldy for being so fucking enraging with his constant denial of evidence, bizarrely unearned superiority complex and defense of people who want to have sex with babies but I'm not gonna do that.

WHO: Big Niki
HOW: Beaten to death by a troop of niggers.
WHY: Endless great Pat content.

 

[Juschippinyababe]

WHO: Nikki.
WHY: I'd like to see what cool storylines we would get with Widow Pat.
HOW: Kill her Dexter style in Pat's living room, I'd then get Pat's fingerprints all over her (easy because he's passed out from drinking). Then we'd also get Accused Murderer Pat, which would be cool.

I was going to say Jackie but I like this angle. Lynn would cut him the fuck out effective immediately and then how does he survive? 9-5 wallmart greeter Pat would be a great story arc