You must KILL one person from the Fativerse. Who, why and how?

[Dog Eater]

This is a HYPOTHETICAL question akin to the Fuck, Marry Kill game.

You can’t choose Patrick because the entire Fatfuckiverse collapses without him.

You can only choose ONE. All other characters will remain unharmed into old age.

You must choose or your entire family will be raped to death by a pack of niggers and it will be your fault.


WHO: Jackie Singh
WHY: For the pleasure of seeing the shitskin realise that her actions can have consequences.
HOW: Push her into a pool with the ladder removed like the sims. Stand on her fingers if she tries to get out.

 

[Ace Orenstein]

Ok I have a question: do babies drink water? Like infants? Because they drink milk but I never see them drink water. Can this group provide an explanation.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

They’re all so pathetic it’s actually hard to choose one. Also their lives are such disasters that it’s almost merciful to hypothetically whack one of them.

I guess for the sake of the game I’d eliminate Paul Weimer because he’s a creep. How? Something old school. Maybe gallows. His last speech would be funny.

 

[GloryHoleTorqueH]

Nikkki Robinsons
10,003 papercuts then funky town style
Retard ugly lesbian who has just as much hate as Pork, enables him.

 

[Last Word Nelsonn]

I would kill Ooga Booga by holding his nose and suffocating him because he's too stupid to breathe through his mouth.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

I would kill Ooga Booga by holding his nose and suffocating him because he's too stupid to breathe through his mouth.

Ooga was my first pick but he’s so pathetic and great at grifting dumb white people that I spared him.

I think it would be funny though to toss him in an arena with a couple of lions, like in Ancient Rome.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

I would kill Ooga Booga by holding his nose and suffocating him because he's too stupid to breathe through his mouth.

Agreed. but would shove a grapefruit up each of his nostrils

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

These are all credible death threats and you know what that means?

 

[Dog Eater]

These are all credible death threats and you know what that means?

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Enjoy your family being raped to death by a pack of niggers.

 

[Honey Badger]

Ok I have a question: do babies drink water? Like infants? Because they drink milk but I never see them drink water. Can this group provide an explanation.

@Ace Orenstein yes, they do! Babies can get all their water intake from milk but need 2-3 ounces of water when you give them solid foods in lieu of a bottle. This usually starts getting incorporated into their feeding routine at ~6 months. #BabyFacts

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Nikki's morbidly obese friend, whatever her name is, who's done nothing wrong but I fuckin hate huge fat pigs and I'd like to set one on fire while they wallowed helplessly on the ground, plus all that blubber would ignite like a grease fire.

That's what my Reddit friend said when I asked him

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Nikki's morbidly obese friend, whatever her name is, who's done nothing wrong but I fuckin hate huge fat pigs and I'd like to set one on fire while they wallowed helplessly on the ground, plus all that blubber would ignite like a grease fire.

That's what my Reddit friend said when I asked him

Would you kill Pennyeater?

 

[WifeStoreWill]

The Mountain Dew faggot. One behind the ear. You know why.

 

[PogromStallone]

WHO: Nikki.
WHY: I'd like to see what cool storylines we would get with Widow Pat.
HOW: Kill her Dexter style in Pat's living room, I'd then get Pat's fingerprints all over her (easy because he's passed out from drinking). Then we'd also get Accused Murderer Pat, which would be cool.

 

[Jim Norton Bug Chaser]

I'd love to smash Hildy's skull with a baseball bat... in Minecraft.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Would you kill Pennyeater?

Yes in front of his troon lover

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

I'd love to smash Hildy's skull with a baseball bat... in Minecraft.

I forgot about Hildy!

 

[CruisinColin]

Who was that guy who was taking nude pictures in changing rooms? He'd get rock hard, take full body pics, and post them on twitter captioned "just here in Walmart."

Not that guy because he rules.

 

[Child..]

Leslie Varney

 

[Last Word Nelsonn]

Leslie Varney

You're a meek soccer playing sissy. Leslie would batter your skull with her big stupid tits.