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You know what'd be funny?

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

Rambunctious Rodney Piper
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I feel like this is close to being a great joke. We got anymore of those waxing poetic "art of the comic" fags back there to punch this up earl?
Punch it up?? It's perfect in it's simplicity. There's no way there was another guy in the same city named Ebenezer Scrooge. That's the joke. Now that I explained it, it's been cheapened and FUCKED. Thanks a lot, admin.

Also, the Turbo Man action figure is way too big in Jingle All The Way. It's too big to play with any of your other action figures. And Sinbad tries to kill a child. Pretty wild stuff.
 

DMAN

𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑷𝒆𝒐𝒑𝒍𝒆'𝒔 𝑨𝒅𝒎𝒊𝒏
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I'm watching Jingle All The Way now. The kid is the Anakin Skywalker kid who got bullied insane and stabbed someone. He was a cute kid. It's kind of sad.

Lol, Little faggot couldn't handle being GIFTED millions of dollars for doing jack shit? The DMAN doesn't see Macaulay Culkin crying about it. And he was the butt of the Michael Jackson jokes.

Waaaah! The jabronie marks didn't like my movie where I made myself rich by being a god awful distraction!!!

Get over it, you little Anthony Soprano Jr looking faggot.
 

DMbA

get your hand off my penis💢
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I feel like this is close to being a great joke. We got anymore of those waxing poetic "art of the comic" fags back there to punch this up earl?
Who the fuck is Earl
 

soulbrotherman#1

Specifically a quarter retarded
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I feel like this is close to being a great joke. We got anymore of those waxing poetic "art of the comic" fags back there to punch this up earl?

If the tombstone just said SCROOGE but some other guy nearby with a ghost asked "uhh Melvin Scrooge?"
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