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If at the end of A Christmas Carol when The Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come shows Scrooge his own grave and he's tearfully like "Ebenezer Scrooge?" He sobs "It's a different Ebenezer Scrooge though, right?"
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The name Ebenezer Scrooge is like John Smith around here.
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Couple more things I need to say: Hermie the elf is literally a cocksucking fag, Miracle on 34th Street sucks and Prancer is the greatest Christmas movie of all time. The Ref is good. Bumbles do bounce.
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I always miss why John McLean doesn't have his shoes in Die Hard, I have no clue why he's barefoot and I've seen the movie several times.
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Merry Christmas, movie house!
Shitter was full.
You'll shoot your eye out, kid.
God bless us, everyone. Except you.
Shitter was full.
You'll shoot your eye out, kid.
God bless us, everyone. Except you.
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Does this post imply that Die Hard is a Christmas movie and that that's an opinion you will fight tooth and nail for?
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Nakitomi Plaza was Japanese owned and all visitors had to remove their shoes before entering.
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I don't consider it a Christmas movie but I know a lot of reddit fags do. I don't give a shit either way or even particularly like it.
McClane. Whatever.
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A guy on his flight told him the best way to relax is to take off your shoes and socks and walk around on a carpet, making little balls with your toes. Luckily, he was doing just this when the terriers attacked.
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He shot numerous guys. How did he not think to just take shoes off them? Maybe he has specific insoles for his arches.
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He's playing a Japanese fellow
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He does try to. Have you and abe ever seen the fucking thing? Or were you too busy choking on tuna bones? MERRY CHRISTMAS
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It's a so-so movie
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I think he does try a dead guy's shoes on at one point and they don't fit him.
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I'm watching Jingle All The Way now. The kid is the Anakin Skywalker kid who got bullied insane and stabbed someone. He was a cute kid. It's kind of sad.
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Lil nigga just got his purple belt and Arnold missed it.
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Lol it's written by a guy named Randy Kornfield
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Now I have a tuna can opener. Ho ho ho.
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The creator of Blue Stinger thought so strongly that Die Hard was a Christmas movie that he made Christmas the setting of his own game in reference to it and that game came out in 1999.