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Swiss chalet is like my go to when I have extra money at the end of the month lol.
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You know what? I'm fucking glad the whole world laughs at Canada because we fucking deserve it
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You're telling me the Canadian guy brought his lawnmower all the way to Texas? So fucking stupid it makes me shake my head.
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Yeah those last two seasons feel like they had no writers.
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Swiss Chalet is maybe the worst chain restaurant in the world. Their chicken sucks and their sauce is fucked. Yeah, I want something that tastes like fucking bile on my chicken, Swiss Chalet, thanks.
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Terrible, Turk. Terrible.
Although my one negro ex ordered a bunch of their spring rolls one time and they were actually PFG.
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Their Ceasar salads are fucking awesome. Reasonable Rickards reds too.
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"Reasonable" Red Rickard is a great name for a wrestler.
LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, MEAN GENE! I'M GONNA GO OUT INTO THE SQUARED CIRCLE TONIGHT AND I'M GONNA ASK STING IF WE CAN TALK THIS OUT BEFORE I DO ANYTHING DRASTIC!
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Nah, I don't get the need to take a crispy chicken sandwich and put shit on it that makes it wet and soggy
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You would think the executives should be forced to eat all of the new products before they actually push them
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KFC’s biscuits eat pretty good.
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“Reasonable” Red Rickard makes sure his title opportunities are notarized.
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Missy what kinda of porn do you like? Black or white?
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Why are you such a bad Canadian?
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I had to look up Swiss chalet. Looks fucking awful lol
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The people have spoken and Swiss Chalet is GARBAGE
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It's the worst. If someone offered me a free chicken dinner from Swiss Chalet I'd decline.
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These people don't eat food. They have mandatory meth clinics. You're misleading the Americans.
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Hey I did at least call it slop
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I imagine the staff all know Turk by name. They all tell the new ones "That's Turk February. He's going to tell you it's his birthday and you're going to have to sing the song, he does it every month. We just go with it because he's a nice kid and he's always here by himself. He also looks like Charles Bronson in Death Wish." And they look and see Turk sitting in a corner booth, wearing an old timey bib, smiling happy as fuck, rubbing his hands together and saying "Oh boy!" to himself over and over.
She approaches the table and he says "Hello, ma'am. My name's Turk and it's my birthday today! I would like one Caesar salad and 18 Rickard's Reds please. Do you like karate?"
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This is at least 33 percent wrong.