Goooooood morning everybodeh, it's The Opie and Anthony Show! It's been nine long crazy years, but we're finally back. How 'bout that?
Hello. (ronald reagan impersonation) We're back baby, and it feels good!
Indiidibydoodi it does!
We're ready to go!
(loudly) LET'S DO THIS!
God dammit, hold on a second, wait... how do I...
(chuckles) Really?
(endearingly) Oh, Jimmeh...
(looks up) Huh? Sorry, Op. Just a second, I'm trying to figure out how to set this... I fucking hate this phone.
Okay, okay. So...
I got it now...
(laughing) Alright, alright, so let's get down to business.
(interjecting) That they call the show!
...So, you read about Britney getting HIT?
Oh boy did I.
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Allegedly... or you saw the video I should say...?
Sure.
So Victor, what's his name, Wembabayma?
(interjecting) I think there's a N in there somewhere
DING! DING! (rings the bell)
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...with his entourage, and Britney Spears is there and wants a photo... FOR HER INSTAGRAM... reaches to Wembaba, the number one draft pick, and his security guard kinda swipes her hand away without looking...
Oops they
DING! (rings the bell) did it again!
What I don't understand is...
(announcer voice) Britney goes to get some French
DING! (rings the bell) ding-dong
DING! (rings the bell) action and BAM gets smashed into her face by his security guard. Just BAM! Right into her white 40 year old face.
They're saying she might have actually accidentally hit herself.
No hesitation, just right in the face. I've always had a thing for school girl uniforms. I'm I right, folks?
(looks up) Wait, Britney was attacked in France? Is she okay?
(annoyed) Didn't you see the... It's all over the place, Twitter, Threads... Is Threads a thing? Is it real? Is this Threads thing for real? That's what I really wanna know.
French security guards taking out pop stars, they're like the new baguettes, always causing trouble! Ay! (dice impersonation) Ho-lee shit! What is this, Chicago?
Hope she's okay, physically and emotionally. Honestly. Why was she in France?
Those things know they can act with impunity and don't give a fuck about...
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(interjecting) So, stay tuned, we have packed show today and we're just getting started! It's going to be a wild ride!
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