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You have to go to war with 2 people from owen a forums by your side

Turk February

Our experiences exceed yours.
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Dan Mullen for his vast economic resources and CuntFucker for his collection of sexy photographs.
If Dan Mullen can live guilt free doing the atrocities he does during peace time, I shudder to think what horrors he would unleash on helpless collateral in the heat of war. I hope you're prepared to come home from battle with your whole unit facing execution, regardless who wins the war and tries you.
 

Lamont & Tonelli

Brevity is... wit.
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@TheGhostOfAbeVigoda : non-corporeal and thus immune to mortal weapons, also could sneak up on enemies for recon or spooking purposes.
@FezFuckedBabyLove : bit of a wildcard, but I think he'd be good in a fight as long as the medical supplies hold out.
If FFBL isn't available, @Rodeo Clown for his genetic/hereditary predisposition to murder and amusing stories for the inevitable downtime between skirmishes.
 

Момент Силышенко

The Butcher of Slutsk
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boomia and hildeman, i could watch some italian american stereotype stomp an atheist child sex monster in self defense for pissing in his bushes while we wait for a drone to drop a grenade on us all
 
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