You have to go to war with 2 people from owen a forums by your side

[Turk February]

I'm taking @TheGhostOfAbeVigoda and @Turry Fawks , because as Canadians they have gone through the mandatory 2 years of conscription and know "Punch-kick Casse Tete", the official martial art of the Canadian armed forces.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

@TheGhostOfAbeVigoda and @IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

 

[chocolatehellhole]

Dan Mullen for his vast economic resources and CuntFucker for his collection of sexy photographs.

 

[Kinderman]

@chocolatehellhole and @CQ_Beans

Listening to them bicker would bring mirth to even the worst situations. Then when we came home, we’d tearfully reunite with our families at the Capital Grille.

 

[Turk February]

Dan Mullen for his vast economic resources and CuntFucker for his collection of sexy photographs.

If Dan Mullen can live guilt free doing the atrocities he does during peace time, I shudder to think what horrors he would unleash on helpless collateral in the heat of war. I hope you're prepared to come home from battle with your whole unit facing execution, regardless who wins the war and tries you.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

@TheGhostOfAbeVigoda : non-corporeal and thus immune to mortal weapons, also could sneak up on enemies for recon or spooking purposes.
@FezFuckedBabyLove : bit of a wildcard, but I think he'd be good in a fight as long as the medical supplies hold out.
If FFBL isn't available, @Rodeo Clown for his genetic/hereditary predisposition to murder and amusing stories for the inevitable downtime between skirmishes.

 

[guest]

Great choices!

I don’t need protection or humor to survive a war zone, but I will be needing some “Stress release” in between my Rambo inspired killing sprees, so I’ll be taking @Jenna and @Sue Lightning with me to carry ammunition and suck my dick.

Nice sassy comfort wives, stupid...

 

[Stent]

I'm going with @UnPRePared and @TheGhostOfAbeVigoda because there's no way we're seeing frontline duty. They'll be entertaining the troops. I'll be eating ice cream. Sorry the rest of you had to die.

 

[Момент Силышенко]

boomia and hildeman, i could watch some italian american stereotype stomp an atheist child sex monster in self defense for pissing in his bushes while we wait for a drone to drop a grenade on us all

 

[BUBBLER]

@BonnieMcFarlaneMe2 and @Jenna so I can hold you at gunpoint and make you rap at him

 

[alkiefuck2]

@TorpidSloth hire one of his many private jets and get the heck outta there.
@LockedHDD__Pot brings the gear and the beats.

 

[TorpidSloth]

@TorpidSloth hire one of his many private jets and get the heck outta there.
@LockedHDD__Pot brings the gear and the beats.

Too late. I'm already in the Hawaiian cave bunkers with Bezos and Zuck.

 

[Convict Wyzz]

@Rutherford_b_Blaze to rape the enemy
@captain_kamala to let the enemy rape

Little bit upset you didn't think of me first but it's fine. It's fine.

 

[JoshFromMichigan]

The guy with the Fatrick avatar and the guy with the O&A reference name.

 

[Dog Eater]

@Nigger John is a terrible choice.

• Already half deaf from being a zogbot.
• Won’t help rape the women due to semen retention policies.
• Screams nigger at the top of his lungs during sneak attacks.

I’m choosing @Stent and @Dennis Denuto so that we can communicate exclusively with the word cunt.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

@BonnieMcFarlaneMe2 and @Jenna so I can hold you at gunpoint and make you rap at him

Sumalogadingdong
GASP

 

[TheGhostOfBernellTrammell]

Little bit upset you didn't think of me first but it's fine. It's fine.

I've been trained to think all opposing forces are gay, specifically lesbians in this case.

 

[StlakerFatti]

i would choose @Nigger John and @Mewler because of the Fed resources

 

[HR@PaneraBread]

We're picking @quasi101 and @newjersy.gov and just flying commercial airline jets into them

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Probably @Jen_Tomlinson because he’s clearly Meownaw (lol) and Big Blaze.