You have been forced to share an apartment with Joseph Colleen Cumia. What ground rules do you set down?


Ain't it fun?
As there is no obvious banish him to the basement, attic or garage option...

I'd allow his instruments and practice spot (chair, let's be honest here folks) in the living room under the conditions that:
1. he has to perform in a DIAPER
2. I get to sit on the couch and throw bang/fun snaps (not sure how to translate) at his bow-legs during it
3. I live stream and record the sessions to become god poster among posters here

Also, henceforth, I will just rape him once a year. Not for sexual gratification, but justice.