You guys ever think of a funny idea for a sketch or skit or whatever?

[guest]

Something around ordering dedication plaques for yourself and putting them up around town, naming things after yourself

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

Two dorks are arguing on the internet. "Right!" says one of them "That's it!" He picks up the phone. BAM! A swat team break into the other guys house and force him to the ground. Cut to afterwards "I'm lucky to be alive.... Right!" He picks up the phone. BAM! A different swat team break into the first guys house and force him to the ground. Cut to afterwards "I'm lucky to be alive." says the first guy "Right!" He picks up the phone. The second swat team are out of uniform enjoying beers after work. BAM! The first swat team break into the bar and force them to the ground. Cut to afterwards. The captain says "I'm lucky to be alive. Right! cut to the first swat team at a strip club. BAM the second swat team break in and force everyone to the ground. Cut to afterwards. One of the strippers says "I'm lucky to be alive. Right!" Cut to the first dork in his bedroom playing COD or whatever. BAM! Several strippers break in and start gyrating around him and pulling off items of clothing. The dork looks at the camera and says "Don't let the idiots win!"

 

[Milk74]

@Jenna ...

 

[N64 Cube]

Funny? Have you seen any of my posts? The answer is no!

 

[DoctorSteveCarlisi]

There's this character you see, and for some reason he's obsessed with sinks.

He's got a couple of catch phrases, like "The sinks make the man!" and "Sinkaboudit!"

Anyway, he's constantly seeking attention and recognition but gets incredibly embarrassed when anyone actually sees him. As you can imagine, this gets in the way of his bids for attention.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

My idea for an SNL sketch is this one character who is really cunty to everyone and has an annoying catch phrase. "Well you should've thought of thaaaaat!" I call him Rude Ralph.

“Ohhhh Tippy!”

 

[MasterPosHonor]

"Patrick, you're going to be a father!"

 

[CumiaPoodle]

A pair of niggas walk into a corner store shucking jiving chewing bubble gum. When suddenly, they stop, hearing screams of help. They exit the store and look around the alley that ran alongside it. An elderly black lady was being fucked half to death a couple of white men.
The elderly woman yells “Help these Niggers are trying to make me cum!”

 

[Brooke Shields]

A pair of niggas walk into a corner store shucking jiving chewing bubble gum. When suddenly, they stop, hearing screams of help. They exit the store and look around the alley that ran alongside it. An elderly black lady was being fucked half to death a couple of white men.
The elderly woman yells “Help these Niggers are trying to make me cum!”

what's the ending?
or is this for that shitty I Think You Should Leave show

 

[CumiaPoodle]

what's the ending?
or is this for that shitty I Think You Should Leave show

The blacks leave and the white guys make her cum for the first time in her life.