You guys ever think of a funny idea for a sketch or skit or whatever?

[soulbrotherman#1]

And then not want to write it in a post on an anonymous message board cause you might not get recognition if it's made...

Not me...

I mean, I have a couple. But I don't want anyone to steal them.....

 

[Antwan Kumiya]

My friend came up with a decent skit idea while we were drinking and BS’ing once and told me not to steal it. Like I’m on SNL and need something to pitch to Lorne Michaels. I fix fucking train tracks and you are a super for a GC we don’t have a sketch comedy show, stupid. Neither of us are executing this imaginary bit. Relax.

(I don’t remember what the idea was, just remember being amused by the don’t steal it part)

 

[Kurt_Love]

SNL already had a Pat skit

 

[Turk February]

So my idea for a Kids in the Hall, SCTV style skit is these 2 guys are camping in the woods, and then one of the guys sucks the other guys dick. like WOAH! What the heck is he doing!? Outrageous stuff, out-RAGEOUS. I'll need about $25,000 to film it.

 

[guest]

I was thinking of animating chip chipperson. I figure making a go fund me and making tiers based on much money you donate. Looking to make around 60k.

 

[guest]

Yeah, two people become obsessed with each other and begin a mutual stalking campaign. Something something it's very funny.

 

[eggfeller]

yeah i had one today that made me laugh stupidly. it revolved around a real story of my 5th grade class taking a field trip tour of an ice cream factory & at the end we all got free samples of our choice. some little faggot kid said i was gonna be too fat to fit back on the bus & i didn’t say anything back bc he was notorious for crying at the drop of a hat. the skit involved me calling him 20 years later to let him know that after decades of therapy i only just recently stopped thinking about killing him every day in retaliation for the ice cream remark & was hoping we could bury the hatchet. it kinda felt contrived/similar to the steve buscemi scene from billy madison. what do you guys think?

 

[EraGodless]

yeah i had one today that made me laugh stupidly. it revolved around a real story of my 5th grade class taking a field trip tour of an ice cream factory & at the end we all got free samples of our choice. some little faggot kid said i was gonna be too fat to fit back on the bus & i didn’t say anything back bc he was notorious for crying at the drop of a hat. the skit involved me calling him 20 years later to let him know that after decades of therapy i only just recently stopped thinking about killing him every day in retaliation for the ice cream remark & was hoping we could bury the hatchet. it kinda felt contrived/similar to the steve buscemi scene from billy madison. what do you guys think?

You should have sex with his wife.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

My idea for an SNL sketch is this one character who is really cunty to everyone and has an annoying catch phrase. "Well you should've thought of thaaaaat!" I call him Rude Ralph.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

My friend came up with a decent skit idea while we were drinking and BS’ing once and told me not to steal it. Like I’m on SNL and need something to pitch to Lorne Michaels. I fix fucking train tracks and you are a super for a GC we don’t have a sketch comedy show, stupid. Neither of us are executing this imaginary bit. Relax.

(I don’t remember what the idea was, just remember being amused by the don’t steal it part)

My younger brother has said this to me and it kind of broke my heart that he’s that innocent and lacking in worldliness. Same with aspiring entrepreneurs who ask you to sign NDAs. That tells me they have nothing worthwhile to share.

 

[bantadant]

You should have sex with his wife.

what if he's too fat to fit in the wife though.

Just Joshin' ya, eggfeller

 

[bantadant]

Two dudes are driving through some shitty ass neighborhood in Milwaukee with their windows down.
The guy in the passenger seat says "you should roll your window up. there are a lot of car jackings in this neighborhood"
The driver turns back towards the door to close the window, only to see a big fat sweaty guy waddle up to the car, stick his fat arm through the window, and jerk the driver off to completion.
He then puts the dudes jizz in his "garden" to kill weeds or something. I dunno-just riffin here

 

[NoBacon]

I was thinking of animating chip chipperson. I figure making a go fund me and making tiers based on much money you donate. Looking to make around 60k.

Will you fail to send me a video message if I donate 500?

 

[DoctorSteveCarlisi]

Pat. With a job. And a boss.

Write your own jokes, people. I'm a concept man, not a comedian.

 

[DoctorSteveCarlisi]

Oh, you just reminded me of several great ideas for plots. Most of them just peter out though.

One involved making hot sauce and lying on Twitter about how my favorite watering holes now serve my hot sauce. I haven't really figured out how to monetize it or get a lot of recognition for it, but it did make me chuckle inside so there's that.

Another involved starting a tenth Twitter account so I could LARP as a mechanic. But then I just take pictures of the occasional slightly-out-of-the-ordinary vehicles I see as I go about my day in the city. Sometimes I even state innaccurate "facts" about said vehicles. Jokes on you, readers, but I sure as hell am amused!

 

[More Worser]

after decades of therapy i only just recently stopped thinking about killing him every day in retaliation for the ice cream remark

That sounds goo-

hatchet.

Eggfeller, I...

 

[EraGodless]

Pat. With a job. And a boss.

Write your own jokes, people. I'm a concept man, not a comedian.

He could use his murdercycle-

 

[guest]

Will you fail to send me a video message if I donate 500?

Consider it done

 

[Dog Eater]

How about a rapist with erectile dysfunction. Whenever he tries to rape the women just laugh at him.

 

[EraGodless]

How about a rapist with erectile dysfunction. Whenever he tries to rape the women just laugh at him.

Harvey Weinstein biopic.