You guys ever go to a brothel? (best thing since sliced bread)

[guest]

This was at a brothel in Barcelona a few days ago.

walk in, pick out of a lineup of 8-9 girls, pay 50 euros for a half hour, laugh at the worm sporting a boner in his robe,
go to the room, take a shower, the 20 year old college whore you picked walks in, okay face, ridiculous body, blows you, 69, blow your load in doggy and you're out.

Religious fags in America ruined it for everybody.
For the same price in the states the BEST you could get is a crack whore with missing teeth in her 50's.

 

[guest]

I tried once but they were all ugly af. I thought coz if Id be paying theyd at least be out of my league but no, they were sfwa women. I said I didnt wanna fuck any of them and the pimp or guy running it got all offended

0/10 experience

 

[johnnynoname]

having sex with someone who just had sex with someone else

*shudders*

 

[guest]

Yeah...a massage parlor once. The 'madam' paraded 3 girls, one at a time, I chose the ugliest (so I could last longer). Well worth the experience, but couldn't make it a regular thing...did it for the story tbh.

Then much more recently I had a girl like me alot who had a membership in a swingers club in Aurora Ontario, offer I escort her to a swinger's shindig and I chickened out because she was obese and had legit feelings for me, and probably thought this was what I'd need to be with her. Basically I had the chance to fuck other women for free (non-invited men have to pay, and men without a date not allowed) and I turn it down not to crush a girl's feelings.

 

[Jenna]

20 year olds? You realize that's practically 13 right?

 

[Mitch Weaver]

I would go to a Mexican red light district when I turned 15 until I turned 22 when shit got really fucking dangerous over there. It was great but once the sun came up and you saw these hags in the day light it was depressing as hell.

Still glad I experienced it and didn’t catch anything, except the coke habit.

 

[guest]

I got tricked into it once. Walking down the street in a shady neighborhood Chinese women grabs my arm says massage 40 dorrah I had time to kill and say ok. Really thought it was a massage. She says "forty more give you sex!!!" Uhh ok...nice surprise.

 

[Brooke Shields]

I tried once but they were all ugly af. I thought coz if Id be paying theyd at least be out of my league but no, they were sfwa women. I said I didnt wanna fuck any of them and the pimp or guy running it got all offended

0/10 experience

that's a pretty good bit
if enough people starting doing that then the law of supply and demand would take hold and either the girls would get better or prices would drop

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

I was at a family friend's luncheonette in the city with my cousin and he got a lunch order that he said we have to deliver and it was around the corner. We asked why us and not your delivery guy? He said it was a whore house and they order all the time and it would be fun to see it. We take the order there and there's an older lady behind a counter. The living room had a couple couches and the only phone was a payphone behind the counter. This was when only car phones really existed and they were rare. Anyhow, she calls the girls for their food and they all looked okay except for this one black girl who was stunning! My cousin said he's gonna come back and fuck her (he did) but the best part was this one broad comping down the hardwood stairs in fish nets and a corset and the biggest ass I'd have ever seen! This is before the Apes decided we should worship giant disgusting asses. I was shocked how stereotypical it all was.

 

[johnnynoname]

luncheonette

settledown, Prince Henry

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

settledown, Prince Henry

LOL they are pretty common in the east coast

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

I drove by the Chicken Ranch in Pahrump, Nevada. I thought about stopping but there were no other cars in the lot and I was alone and had a feeling I might get rolled somehow. Great story huh

 

[Udders]

Not a brothel, but I was someplace where it was somewhat legal. Maybe I was just unlucky but overall not a good experience and definitely not worth the money, not even for the story of having done it.

 

[not that Jack Horner]

 

[guest]

This was at a brothel in Barcelona a few days ago.

walk in, pick out of a lineup of 8-9 girls, pay 50 euros for a half hour, laugh at the worm sporting a boner in his robe,
go to the room, take a shower, the 20 year old college whore you picked walks in, okay face, ridiculous body, blows you, 69, blow your load in doggy and you're out.

Religious fags in America ruined it for everybody.
For the same price in the states the BEST you could get is a crack whore with missing teeth in her 50's.

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You ate a whore’s box? Nigga, you gay

 

[DMAN]

Lmao @ Posting pic of the shitty ugly room instead of the prime beef that was on sale.

 

[Harry Powell]

When I was addicted to drugs I got spun out and looked up local whores on weird hidden message boards where people rated their services. I thought it would be a cool story, a CRAZY and EXCITING experience.

It was absolutely not worth the money or the time, no one looks even close to their photo, the entire thing is disgusting and for freaks, and the story isn’t even worth telling.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

I drove by the Chicken Ranch in Pahrump, Nevada. I thought about stopping but there were no other cars in the lot and I was alone and had a feeling I might get rolled somehow. Great story huh

only thing worth a damn in pahrump is art bell and he's fuckin dead

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

only thing worth a damn in pahrump is art bell and he's fuckin dead

I kinda liked it. I laid up there for a few days after I hiked the canyon. I hung out in some dive bar a few nights full of some of the ugliest people I've ever seen.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

Im going to Tijuana in September. I might do the whore thing just to say I did