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He literally fucked up his own name when he was in court. 1.78 indeed.Thats why he turns itno a stammering idiot in person but online he barges into every conversation pretending to have the credentials to speak on the topic.
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He literally fucked up his own name when he was in court. 1.78 indeed.Thats why he turns itno a stammering idiot in person but online he barges into every conversation pretending to have the credentials to speak on the topic.
Felony obliteration threat, stlaker. Do enjoy prison.
but which one of those is going to come in handy in conversation with normal people, you arm flapping autist? Even if you were discussing this with someone who knew these sorts of things like a member of the military, you'd still come off as a weirdo who is memorizing pointless information.It doesn’t matter what else you were doing. You got Ds and Fs.
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My thing is, I know people who are extremely successful who have GEDs or just squeaked by with a diploma. Who gives a fuck if you can’t do calculus or trig?So Patrick was so busy in high school memorizing trivial shit about the military that he didn't have to time to "memorize" or study algebra, chemistry, biology, history, or English? Sounds like a great use of time and resources. I guarantee you that the kids that were interested in NBA stats, didn't have to "memorize" shit and they certainly didn't compromise their academic progress to do so---
Most normal people who are into a subject they find interesting or meaningful, don't have to "memorize" anything. They actively learn about it-
I used to be obsessed with the NBA and the 2k games to the point I could name the 12th man on any roster (not anymore basketball sucks now). It was effortless because I genuinely loved it and was constantly consuming information through pleasure.So Patrick was so busy in high school memorizing trivial shit about the military that he didn't have to time to "memorize" or study algebra, chemistry, biology, history, or English? Sounds like a great use of time and resources. I guarantee you that the kids that were interested in NBA stats, didn't have to "memorize" shit and they certainly didn't compromise their academic progress to do so---
Most normal people who are into a subject they find interesting or meaningful, don't have to "memorize" anything. They actively learn about it-
I remember quickly googling a few of the guys from his HS yearbook who looked like they would've bullied him. They were all vastly more successful than him. I'm talking about regular dudes - one had his own haulage outfit, one was a furniture salesman, etc. Productive, well-adjusted family men. None of them had ever appeared as a talking head on the Sci-Fi channel, but none of them owed 50 grand to someone who called them fat online either.Guarantee the chads memorizing NBA stats have slammed 40x the lifetime body count of Pat
If you have a ShotSpotter within 30 miles of your house, vurry good chances you live in a total shithole. Pat has one equipped right outside his house according to the 911 call logs.Pat's neighborhood is equipped with a RIM (Retard, Idiot, Moron) 178
Playing with his pud, sucking at video games, and being a malingering habitual truant. I forgot what years in high school they were, but he missed 5 weeks of school in two separate years. It's even worse considering his mom worked for the fucking school. Did she not have any shame? How the fuck are you a school psychologist and your son graduates high school with a sub 2.0 GPA and he misses 4 weeks of school every year? Embarrassing.Looking up/talking about/memorizing stats will always be better than whatever the fuck Pat was doing in high school
I seriously think he was a StealthySpEd who was constantly reinforced and enabled and told how special he is so he could one day be normal. Obviously it didn't really work, though a nice insurance job is probably more than the slightly-below-the-line tards I had in my school, so big props, rick.Playing with his pud, sucking at video games, and being a malingering habitual truant. I forgot what years in high school they were, but he missed 5 weeks of school in two separate years. It's even worse considering his mom worked for the fucking school. Did she not have any shame? How the fuck are you a school psychologist and your son graduates high school with a sub 2.0 GPA and he misses 4 weeks of school every year? Embarrassing.
Yeah this actually makes complete sense. Patrick was one of those kids who was “into WWII” but not about the geopolitics or strategy of it but the cool guns and tanks! Fucking autistIt doesn’t matter what else you were doing. You got Ds and Fs.
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He probably had severe behavioral problems and got special treatment for it. Instead of being expelled and sent to an "alternative" school for kids who can't hack it in regular schools, his enabling mother pulled some strings to allow him to have a school work from home type situation, and even though he still didn't do his school work, was allowed to graduate anyway. The faculty undoubtedly hated him, so they went along with it and just wanted him gone.Playing with his pud, sucking at video games, and being a malingering habitual truant. I forgot what years in high school they were, but he missed 5 weeks of school in two separate years. It's even worse considering his mom worked for the fucking school. Did she not have any shame? How the fuck are you a school psychologist and your son graduates high school with a sub 2.0 GPA and he misses 4 weeks of school every year? Embarrassing.
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