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You got Ds and Fs

JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler

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It doesn’t matter what else you were doing. You got Ds and Fs.

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but which one of those is going to come in handy in conversation with normal people, you arm flapping autist? Even if you were discussing this with someone who knew these sorts of things like a member of the military, you'd still come off as a weirdo who is memorizing pointless information.
 

EraGodless

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So Patrick was so busy in high school memorizing trivial shit about the military that he didn't have to time to "memorize" or study algebra, chemistry, biology, history, or English? Sounds like a great use of time and resources. I guarantee you that the kids that were interested in NBA stats, didn't have to "memorize" shit and they certainly didn't compromise their academic progress to do so---

Most normal people who are into a subject they find interesting or meaningful, don't have to "memorize" anything. They actively learn about it-
 

RickReternal

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So Patrick was so busy in high school memorizing trivial shit about the military that he didn't have to time to "memorize" or study algebra, chemistry, biology, history, or English? Sounds like a great use of time and resources. I guarantee you that the kids that were interested in NBA stats, didn't have to "memorize" shit and they certainly didn't compromise their academic progress to do so---

Most normal people who are into a subject they find interesting or meaningful, don't have to "memorize" anything. They actively learn about it-
My thing is, I know people who are extremely successful who have GEDs or just squeaked by with a diploma. Who gives a fuck if you can’t do calculus or trig?

But those people have trades and accompanying skills. Patrick has nothing. He is terrible at his ostensible job, writing, and his Twitter is boiled potatoes composed of Dem talking points and psychotic fan service like yesterday’s mask sermon.

Fat.
 

Leonard Rhomberg

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So Patrick was so busy in high school memorizing trivial shit about the military that he didn't have to time to "memorize" or study algebra, chemistry, biology, history, or English? Sounds like a great use of time and resources. I guarantee you that the kids that were interested in NBA stats, didn't have to "memorize" shit and they certainly didn't compromise their academic progress to do so---

Most normal people who are into a subject they find interesting or meaningful, don't have to "memorize" anything. They actively learn about it-
I used to be obsessed with the NBA and the 2k games to the point I could name the 12th man on any roster (not anymore basketball sucks now). It was effortless because I genuinely loved it and was constantly consuming information through pleasure.

It just speaks to the inauthenticity that is his life. Memorize things on random topics not because of any passion but because you can pretend to be smart later on or use it to dunk on someone
 
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Guarantee the chads memorizing NBA stats have slammed 40x the lifetime body count of Pat
I remember quickly googling a few of the guys from his HS yearbook who looked like they would've bullied him. They were all vastly more successful than him. I'm talking about regular dudes - one had his own haulage outfit, one was a furniture salesman, etc. Productive, well-adjusted family men. None of them had ever appeared as a talking head on the Sci-Fi channel, but none of them owed 50 grand to someone who called them fat online either.
 

EraGodless

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Looking up/talking about/memorizing stats will always be better than whatever the fuck Pat was doing in high school
Playing with his pud, sucking at video games, and being a malingering habitual truant. I forgot what years in high school they were, but he missed 5 weeks of school in two separate years. It's even worse considering his mom worked for the fucking school. Did she not have any shame? How the fuck are you a school psychologist and your son graduates high school with a sub 2.0 GPA and he misses 4 weeks of school every year? Embarrassing.
 

chewtoyrapist

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Playing with his pud, sucking at video games, and being a malingering habitual truant. I forgot what years in high school they were, but he missed 5 weeks of school in two separate years. It's even worse considering his mom worked for the fucking school. Did she not have any shame? How the fuck are you a school psychologist and your son graduates high school with a sub 2.0 GPA and he misses 4 weeks of school every year? Embarrassing.
I seriously think he was a StealthySpEd who was constantly reinforced and enabled and told how special he is so he could one day be normal. Obviously it didn't really work, though a nice insurance job is probably more than the slightly-below-the-line tards I had in my school, so big props, rick.
 
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Playing with his pud, sucking at video games, and being a malingering habitual truant. I forgot what years in high school they were, but he missed 5 weeks of school in two separate years. It's even worse considering his mom worked for the fucking school. Did she not have any shame? How the fuck are you a school psychologist and your son graduates high school with a sub 2.0 GPA and he misses 4 weeks of school every year? Embarrassing.
He probably had severe behavioral problems and got special treatment for it. Instead of being expelled and sent to an "alternative" school for kids who can't hack it in regular schools, his enabling mother pulled some strings to allow him to have a school work from home type situation, and even though he still didn't do his school work, was allowed to graduate anyway. The faculty undoubtedly hated him, so they went along with it and just wanted him gone.
 

MonsterSteve

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I have no clue what weapons systems are on what destroyer but a quick google shows...

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